Dorian

[racing_kitty]

Hotel rooms with an ocean view in Nassau are dirt cheap right now.

I’m sure the Atlantis resort has an opening or two.

 

[medicchick]

 

[Gunz]

The problem here is we've become a nation of fear mongering. If you're supposed to be afraid of everything, what to do when the "problem" is nothing. I won't even watch TV right now, it is a shit show.

Talking to my wife, we'll stay.

Ratings increase proportionate to the amount of fear they can generate.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Update 24A [1200z] : Winds at 110 mph, Pressure down to 972 mb....It's getting spicey out there!




Next Update @ 1500z

 

[Isiah6:8]

Take over a Publix and become king

 

[Ooh-Rah]

It's getting spicey out there!

With an outlook of greasy...

 

[Gunz]

Take over a Publix and become king

Went to Tractor Supply this morning and got canned 50:1 gas for the chainsaws. People were buying generators. Went to Publix to get paper towel and the old ladies are already fighting over the water. And we're on the west coast.

The gas stations around here have already bagged up their pumps. No gas.

As long as I can get a beer resup tomorrow, I'm GTG. Beer has all the nutrition and water you need in a crisis.

 

[Brill]

Pro tip: FL folks start hydrating now so that when you have to drink your own piss, it’s not so salty OR just add tequila and lime.

 

[Gunz]

Pro tip: FL folks start hydrating now so that when you have to drink your own piss it’s not so salty OR just add tequila and lime.

 

[Devildoc]

I remember this shit-show almost 1 year ago for Hurricane Florence. The storm I could deal with; the several days of prophesying an apocalypse, the run on water, the empty gas...it was enough to make me want to kick a puppy.

Best of luck to everyone down there. Be safe.

 

[medicchick]

 

[policemedic]

What a great week to vacation in FL!

yay.....

Should have flown in for the NTOA conference. There would have been mass quantities of charred animal flesh and, mostly, beer. But noooooooo.....you gotta wait for a heckin' hurricane.

 

[MikeDelta]

Lame...

 

[Polar Bear]

Whomever is in the path of the storm, get out!

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Went to Tractor Supply this morning and got canned 50:1 gas for the chainsaws. People were buying generators. Went to Publix to get paper towel and the old ladies are already fighting over the water. And we're on the west coast.

The gas stations around here have already bagged up their pumps. No gas.

As long as I can get a beer resup tomorrow, I'm GTG. Beer has all the nutrition and water you need in a crisis.

Strong packing list!!!!!!

UPDATE 28 [0900z] : Not good, Dorian is a CAT 4 winds at 140 mph, pressure 948 mb and looks to be following Matty's track in 16 up Florida coast right to our AO. We have started prepping ahead of time to fight the insanity as well:

 

[Brill]

The eternal optimist has me thinking: I wonder if there are chicks on Tinder thinking “this is it” and hoping to go out with a bang?

 

[GOTWA]

The eternal optimist has me thinking: I wonder if there are chicks on Tinder thinking “this is it” and hoping to go out with a bang?

I've honestly wondered if that would work in the event of an impending meteor strike.

 

[RackMaster]

I've honestly wondered if that would work in the event of an impending meteor strike.

Try "Climate Change", didn't you hear the world is ending in 12 year's.

 

[AWP]

Fuck it. All of the tourists have fled, I’m using my free Sea World tickets today.

 

[DA SWO]

Maybe South of the Border will finally get wiped off the map.