Dorian

[Gunz]

Pedro would not like that, Senor.

 

[Kaldak]

Best wishes to all of you in the path. Stay safe you all!

 

[Devildoc]

Maybe South of the Border will finally get wiped off the map.

You can go to hell! Straight to hell!!

In all seriousness it looks now like it's tracking more east and north, will unload in the Carolinas. We have places that have yet to receive FEMA $ from Florence a year ago.

 

[policemedic]

Maybe South of the Border will finally get wiped off the map.

Not before I film a zombie porno there.

 

[Devildoc]

Not before I film a zombie porno there.

It's about 2 hours from me, I can come down to do your stunt work

 

[AWP]

I never waited more than 5 minutes for a ride and the park was "dead" by a Sat. standards.

 

[GOTWA]

It's about 2 hours from me, I can come down to do your stunt work

I'd be careful what you sign up for. You could get caught on the wrong end of the "he tripped, I fell" type thing.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

UPDATE 32A [1200z] : Dorian is a CAT 5 now, Winds 160 mph and Pressure 927 mb.



Send me the grid to the "PROJECT"......

 

[Devildoc]

I'd be careful what you sign up for. You could get caught on the wrong end of the "he tripped, I fell" type thing.

Shooo.... you'd be surprised what I would do for a paycheck, you might even be surprised what I would do for free....

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Update 33 [1500z] : Dorian is now packing winds at 180 mph, which makes it tied for the 5th strongest (based on winds) Atlantic Storm ever!



Also, Pedro sees his shadow, which meens there is 8 more months of Global Warming!!!!!!

 

[Marauder06]

Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow Into The Carolinas Raw And Hard

“The storm is fully at Erect,” said North Carolina meteorologist Robert Stonewall Leeroy Jenkins Buchanan IV, “and is expected to dodge Hookerton but to blast straight through Horneytown in order to get to Morehead, and maybe, eventually, it will reach Climax.”

North Carolina residents are encouraged to take proper hurricane prophylactic procedures.

South Carolinians are also pulling out disaster plans and praying storm damage is minimal. However, there are concerns Hurricane Dorian may penetrate south of current projection models, and end up coming ashore all over Sugar Tits.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow Into The Carolinas Raw And Hard







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I was raised watching Robert Stonewall Leeroy Jenkins Buchanan II delivering those sweet Weather updates......

 

[Kaldak]

@Marauder06 is now just shamelessly add hot girl picks to all his posts. Click bait!

Don't stop.

 

[BloodStripe]

@Marauder06 is now just shamelessly add hot girl picks to all his posts. Click bait!

Don't stop.

Election season is just around the corner.

 

[Marauder06]

Election season is just around the corner.

Come election season, all the hot pics will be of me.

And I'm not a girl.

 

[BloodStripe]

What happens at West Point stays at West Point.

 

[BloodStripe]

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Come election season, all the hot pics will be of me.

And I'm not a girl.

Bullshit!

 

[nobodythank you]

And I'm not a girl.

IIRC Mara is a girl. Surgery lately?

 

[Marauder06]

I hate all of you people.