First, I am a fat guy, my pants status though varies given my diet and time of the day....
I'm a little flattered though by the attention heaped upon me by Pardus. Think about it, he has a lot going on in his life and he's taking time out of his day to look for items concerning me.
In 7-8 days he will walk down the aisle with his life partner, a truly historic day for anyone but more so for Pardus. Imagine being married along with Ellen and Portia under the sunny California sky; truly a magical moment!
Then, he's whisked away on his honeymoon to the tropical island of Cuba where he'll undergo another life "altering" moment.
I almsot feel like a bridesmaid with all of the attention placed upon me lately, but believe me I will be there in spirit for you Pardus.