Image you work at the Headquarters for "Team America: World Police"
It's a world renowned organization that is completely dedicated to getting rid of bad guys.
You KNOW that they spend a wheelbarrow full of money on cutting edge tech
You also know they spend a wheelbarrow full of money bullshit.
They risk life and limb for God and Country
Then they happily return to Headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.
They do heroic shit with little fanfare.
The also do some pretty fucked up shit that always seems to end up as front page news.
Yet, nobody ever seems call them on anything or hold them accountable.
...and they have NO VISIBLE staff structure that actually handles their simple logistics, planning, admin, R&D, acquisitions, finance, ETC ETC
It's almost like a real unit that pretends to provide oversight of the front third of a spear...
...except hilariously understaffed, comically unsupervised, wildly over funded, and yet - somehow - DANGEROUSLY underfunded.
If they had a '3-Shop' it would almost be a fine example of life imitating art.
...but its not
...and I am just being sarcastic
...because the DOD would never tolerate such irresponsible treatment of our nations limited resources
...besides, I just made that metaphor up after having a Double-Bloody-Mary in my truck before going into work