I was outed today, anyone ever have that happen?

Funny. I use "good to go" all the time and no one has EVER asked me if I am former military...:-) You must give off some form of bad ass pheromone, which I think most military/former military do.
 
If I am wearing my multicam hat, people look at me like I must be a JSOC assassin. I guess in their heads beard+multicam creates a pretty vivid imagination. I don't wear that hat as much ever since I went to the Bronco's pre-season game a few weeks ago and the guy behind me (drunk) kept tapping on my shoulder and asking me if I was an undercover Navy SEAL.... It got annoying real fast...
 
goon175 said:
If I am wearing my multicam hat, people look at me like I must be a JSOC assassin. I guess in their heads beard+multicam creates a pretty vivid imagination. I don't wear that hat as much ever since I went to the Bronco's pre-season game a few weeks ago and the guy behind me (drunk) kept tapping on my shoulder and asking me if I was an undercover Navy SEAL.... It got annoying real fast...
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Should have told him you were going to bite his face cunt! I credit @pardus for that.:thumbsup:

F.M.
 
goon175 said:
If I am wearing my multicam hat, people look at me like I must be a JSOC assassin. I guess in their heads beard+multicam creates a pretty vivid imagination. I don't wear that hat as much ever since I went to the Bronco's pre-season game a few weeks ago and the guy behind me (drunk) kept tapping on my shoulder and asking me if I was an undercover Navy SEAL.... It got annoying real fast...
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When I see someone wearing a multi-cam anything, outside of work, I just think "douchebag..."
 
Oh and apparently being able to put your hair in a bun means you MUST have been in the military. I heard that question a lot too from the military air crews when I worked at the airport.:rolleyes:
 
x SF med said:
How do you feel about ACU and digicam? Wanker and loser?

note to self... next time I visit 0699, stick to plain colored ball caps... but make sure they have the Pineland Flag on them.
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People who wear ACUs outside of work should be immediately shot.

First time I saw a Pineland flag, I was confused as I couldn't pick out what country it was from. Is it some weird Lebanese naval flag? :-/ lol
 
pardus said:
People who wear ACUs outside of work should be immediately shot.

First time I saw a Pineland flag, I was confused as I couldn't pick out what country it was from. Is it some weird Lebanese naval flag? :-/ lol
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don't be dissin my ...can't remember if it's hated or beloved... Pineland. But, yes, it looks very similar to the Cedar of Lebanon...
 
It is not so much if I have a problem with it, is LL happy with it? Was the crust cut off? Was it Jif or some no name brand? Did you have carrots and celery as a side dish with her favorite chips? Did you give her crunchy when she likes smooth? I don't know, I am just here to help you work through your inadequacies and short falls. I may suggest next time maybe have a soup accompany the sandwich. I always do like a good toasted pastrami sandwich with potato soup. I hope this helps.
 
Polar Bear said:
It is not so much if I have a problem with it, is LL happy with it? Was the crust cut off? Was it Jif or some no name brand? Did you have carrots and celery as a side dish with her favorite chips? Did you give her crunchy when she likes smooth? I don't know, I am just here to help you work through your inadequacies and short falls. I may suggest next time maybe have a soup accompany the sandwich. I always do like a good toasted pastrami sandwich with potato soup. I hope this helps.
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I still remember the chicken you marinaded and brought to the first SS shoot. The bear can cook.
 
Polar Bear said:
It is not so much if I have a problem with it, is LL happy with it? Was the crust cut off? Was it Jif or some no name brand? Did you have carrots and celery as a side dish with her favorite chips? Did you give her crunchy when she likes smooth? I don't know, I am just here to help you work through your inadequacies and short falls. I may suggest next time maybe have a soup accompany the sandwich. I always do like a good toasted pastrami sandwich with potato soup. I hope this helps.
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I like soup sammiches...:wall:
 
LL, just guessing here but it was probably your unwavering stare as you look directly at people's eyes when you speak to them. :)




That, and the bulging biceps and triceps.
 
Polar Bear said:
So you got the reference. By preparing her a simple Peanut butter sandwich....you failed.
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I will attempt to emulate your stoic, sarcastic and dry wit; your intelligence and 'don't screw with me' attitude... although I will never match your vertical stature... I am the Troll, and you are a freakishly large, nay, almost Giant of a human.

But, I still like soup sammiches.:thumbsup:
 
x SF med said:
I will attempt to emulate your stoic, sarcastic and dry wit; your intelligence and 'don't screw with me' attitude... although I will never match your vertical stature... I am the Troll, and you are a freakishly large, nay, almost Giant of a human.

But, I still like soup sammiches.:thumbsup:
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I love you, but not in a gay Navy, Marine way
 
Reminds me of what I saw this morning at the gym. There was a karate tournament taking place on the indoor basketball court, so the not so regular crowd was there. I noticed an older gentlemen between 60-65yo wearing jeans, belt, polo shirt and a Marine Corps PC....
 
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