Icky spider alert

[Ooh-Rah]

Da fuq is dis on my truck!?!
(Size of a quarter)

 

[SOSTCRNA]

Gross

 

[digrar]

Have checked my list, you'll be fine with that little fella.

 

[Kakashi66223]

Either one of these bastards

Araneus gemmoides - Wikipedia
Araneus illaudatus - Wikipedia

Actually think it's the TX spider.

 

[Muppet]

A medieval nasty fucker that needs to be burnt.

 

[Poccington]

Set fire to your truck.

It's the only way to be sure it's dead.

 

[RackMaster]

Set fire to your truck.

It's the only way to be sure it's dead.

 

[CQB]

The size of a quarter? That’s a tiddler. You’d really have a problem with our Drop Brears if you think that’s dangerous.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Still not as bad as the Banana Spiders of benning...

 

[Gunz]

I killed three banana spiders this morning, hacking the jungle away from my fence line. Come to Florida, land of Florida Man and scary bugs.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

One thing I learned about Georgia is to never nap within close vicinity of a log, especially if it's raining and you got a poncho on. Apparently, body warmth and relative dryness make for primo spider real estate. Sucks to wake up to your skin crawling and seeing a carpet of spiders hustling and bustling for space on your upper body.

 

[Dame]

The size of a quarter? That’s a tiddler. You’d really have a problem with our Drop Brears if you think that’s dangerous.

Those things give me nightmares.

 

[CQB]

The drop bears or the spiders?

 

[The Hate Ape]

I want to throw all of the aforementioned spiders at the dickhead hauling ass down the road in what sounds like a turbine powered, diesel truck.

 

[Dame]

The drop bears or the spiders?

Drop bears of course.
Spiders are made to be squished.

 

[policemedic]