Intel-Type Terms (humor)

Marauder06

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I didn't create this list, but I think it's funny (if a bit vulgar) and makes it easier to understand some key doctrinal terms.

Any others you can think of along the same model?

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Marauder06

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If you want to fart, but your intel officer tells you it's a really, really bad idea to fart, and you do it anyway, and things go spectacularly wrong for you, but you can point the finger at intel anyway... INTEL FAILURE.
 

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If you call Intel and want some information but Intel won't give it to you even though you're cleared...INTEL ARSEHOLES.
 

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When you're talking to an Intel analyst and they start giving you information you have no need, want or desire to know...INTEL CONUNDRUM.
 

Marauder06

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Hm, neither "INTEL ARSEHOLES" or "INTEL CONUNDRUM" are even close to being doctrinally correct... even if they're true.

Plus you didn't stick with the analogy convention.
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Chick you met at bar (one night stand) = One Time Source
Chick you met at bar turns into a regular (friends with benefits) = Continous Contact
Chick you bring back home to mom = Vetted Source
Lesbian = Counter-intelligence Agent
Bi-sexual - Double Agent
Wife = Recruited
Divorce = Termination (sometimes with prejudice)
 

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Your FWB = source Is available for recontact
Hooker = source's motivation is Love of Money
Pregame ritual = CONOPS briefing
Explaining to your wife what you did last night = INTSUM
Facebook photos of what you did last night = GRINTSUM
 
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