If you want to fart, but your intel officer tells you it's a really, really bad idea to fart, and you do it anyway, and things go spectacularly wrong for you, but you can point the finger at intel anyway... INTEL FAILURE.
Chick you met at bar (one night stand) = One Time Source
Chick you met at bar turns into a regular (friends with benefits) = Continous Contact
Chick you bring back home to mom = Vetted Source
Lesbian = Counter-intelligence Agent
Bi-sexual - Double Agent
Wife = Recruited
Divorce = Termination (sometimes with prejudice)
Your FWB = source Is available for recontact
Hooker = source's motivation is Love of Money
Pregame ritual = CONOPS briefing
Explaining to your wife what you did last night = INTSUM
Facebook photos of what you did last night = GRINTSUM
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