Israel and Iran

Blizzard said:
Let's not forget about this moment either...

Ooh-Rah

Thread 'Two U.S. Navy boats with 10 sailors on board taken into Iranian custody'

What the what?!?

BREAKING NEWS: Two U.S. Navy boats taken into Iranian custody

Adds more feels to that torpedo kill.
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Listen, I try to manage my freedom boners to appropriate moments, but watching a sub clack off a FUCKING TORPEDO KILL WHILE WATCHING THROUGH A PERISCOPE?! Cmon man what am I supposed to do here.

Absolutely unreal levels of American Dynamism.

Also, I have been making this point about our intelligence communities and their "assessments" of our adversaries for a while in regards to Russia and China...

WHERE YOU AT INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY?! Did ya take too much of your time signing letters talking about Hunter Biden's laptop being fake? Didja? Cause all the "assessments" about Iran's impenetrable IADs? Wrong, Buff has entered the chat. Cyber? WHERE? Iranian Navy? bro they're currently residing at the bottom of the ocean and we are sending trickshots from subs for funsies.
 
amlove21 said:
Listen, I try to manage my freedom boners to appropriate moments, but watching a sub clack off a FUCKING TORPEDO KILL WHILE WATCHING THROUGH A PERISCOPE?! Cmon man what am I supposed to do here.

Absolutely unreal levels of American Dynamism.

Also, I have been making this point about our intelligence communities and their "assessments" of our adversaries for a while in regards to Russia and China...

WHERE YOU AT INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY?! Did ya take too much of your time signing letters talking about Hunter Biden's laptop being fake? Didja? Cause all the "assessments" about Iran's impenetrable IADs? Wrong, Buff has entered the chat. Cyber? WHERE? Iranian Navy? bro they're currently residing at the bottom of the ocean and we are sending trickshots from subs for funsies.
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Up until now, we'd been in a sustained period where our leadership seems to have forgotten that we can just do stuff.
 
AWP said:
First US since WWII I believe. The first sinking of a surface combatant by a nuclear powered sub was HMS Conqueror and the Belgrano during the Falklands War.

I think the Pakis and Indians had some subs sunk or doing the sinking during one of their many conflicts.

Sinking a ship that far away from home waters is a major statement. Also, the dudes running to dive off the bow. lol
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My point was Wiki was trying to fact check with fake news and got fact checked themselves.
 
On the Daily Show just now: "MAGAs in a war whether we're really in a war or not."

We could perpetrate this Iran operation just off the money lost to Somalian medicare fraudsters...
 
amlove21 said:
Listen, I try to manage my freedom boners to appropriate moments, but watching a sub clack off a FUCKING TORPEDO KILL WHILE WATCHING THROUGH A PERISCOPE?! Cmon man what am I supposed to do here.

Absolutely unreal levels of American Dynamism.

Also, I have been making this point about our intelligence communities and their "assessments" of our adversaries for a while in regards to Russia and China...

WHERE YOU AT INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY?! Did ya take too much of your time signing letters talking about Hunter Biden's laptop being fake? Didja? Cause all the "assessments" about Iran's impenetrable IADs? Wrong, Buff has entered the chat. Cyber? WHERE? Iranian Navy? bro they're currently residing at the bottom of the ocean and we are sending trickshots from subs for funsies.
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If you don’t overvalue our enemies capabilities you don’t get an unlimited defense budget…
 
I love it all - but it does make you wonder - we can fire a rocket the size of school bus across multiple time zones and have it hit a guy right in his asshole - but we still haven't found ANY of the folks that involved in that global traffic king operation with Effery Jepstein.
...and still haven't been able to figure out how (and who) smuggled an Eightball of cocaine into the Biden Whitehouse


But hey - fuuuuuuuuuck you Iran
suck it
you rotten fucks
 
Box said:
I love it all - but it does make you wonder - we can fire a rocket the size of school bus across multiple time zones and have it hit a guy right in his asshole - but we still haven't found ANY of the folks that involved in that global traffic king operation with Effery Jepstein.
...and still haven't been able to figure out how (and who) smuggled an Eightball of cocaine into the Biden Whitehouse


But hey - fuuuuuuuuuck you Iran
suck it
you rotten fucks
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Or who the SCOTUS leaker was...or how to get a team of Secret Service sharpshooters onto a moderately sloped rooftop...
 
Box said:
I love it all - but it does make you wonder - we can fire a rocket the size of school bus across multiple time zones and have it hit a guy right in his asshole - but we still haven't found ANY of the folks that involved in that global traffic king operation with Effery Jepstein.
...and still haven't been able to figure out how (and who) smuggled an Eightball of cocaine into the Biden Whitehouse


But hey - fuuuuuuuuuck you Iran
suck it
you rotten fucks
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American Flag GIF
 
ALL RIGHT FUCKERS - ITS TIME FOR A LITTLE JINGLE

Just a war before we go...
...to keep oil flowin’ smoo-ooth
...we'll send some drones, we’ll drop some bombs, we'll send torpee-e-dooooos

It’s all for peace, or so we say...
...while chaos spreads each day
...we’ll spin the tale, we’ll fight the fight,
...and we'll distract them all

The Ayatollah had to die...
...but don’t you dare ask whyyyy
...we’ll wave the flag, we’ll stoke some fear...
...the mId-terms drawing neeeee-ear

Diplomacy is weak and lame...
...our missiles fill the skyy-y
...sanctions starve the pain away.
...we play the same old game

Just a war before I go...
...a lesson to be learned
...traveling twice the speed of sound
...It's easy to get burned
 
The Quartermaster said:
According to the internet all of the international waters, belongs to India.

Gotta love internet lawyers with zero degrees from actual lawyer schools.
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It's the exact same people who were just immigration law experts, that were tarriff experts just previous to that, then briefly before that they were extradition experts, then before that they were also war in Europe experts... it's all so tiresome.
 

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