Florida Man Killed Parents, Brother After Being Kicked Out Over Theft of $210K He Sent to Woman He Met on Porn Site: Sheriff
Can we at least just build a wall around Florida?
Can we at least just build a wall around Florida?
Oh Florida.....
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Now that’s a Go-Fund-Me I’d contribute to.
Your own state was making news in Florida though...
Man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say
I think Florida Man was a touch jealous.
Stay classy..
Pasco stripper gets into fight, strips meter off wall at gentleman's club
Deputies said Christie Caratini-Mendoza, 37, punched the other woman several times in the face, knocked her down and kicked her while she was on the floor.
Pasco stripper gets into fight, strips meter off wall at gentleman's club
Deputies said Christie Caratini-Mendoza, 37, punched the other woman several times in the face, knocked her down and kicked her while she was on the floor.
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Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing cookie at girlfriend
Note to self. If I'm going to throw a cookie at my wife first get a tattoo on my face for some prison cred and fucked up mug shot.
Note to self. If I'm going to throw a cookie at my wife first get a tattoo on my face for some prison cred and fucked up mug shot.
WTF? they took him for a food fight?
My wife hits me with all kinds of shit, empty beer cans I left on the coffee table, food serving utensils when I sneak test food. I can't tell the amount of cups of water I've had tossed on me. But a fucking hard cookie and HO LEE CHIT! that little Mexican woman of mine better watch her goddamn step. I'll get all trailer trash on her, and scream bloody murder. Teach her about over baking my goddamn cookie!
Fucking Florida, they must have the good Meth out there... Lmao
My wife hits me with all kinds of shit, empty beer cans I left on the coffee table, food serving utensils when I sneak test food. I can't tell the amount of cups of water I've had tossed on me. But a fucking hard cookie and HO LEE CHIT! that little Mexican woman of mine better watch her goddamn step. I'll get all trailer trash on her, and scream bloody murder. Teach her about over baking my goddamn cookie!
Fucking Florida, they must have the good Meth out there... Lmao
About the only good left in Florida.
Two marines met in a burger joint during World War II. Their 75th wedding anniversary is Saturday
Two marines met in a burger joint during World War II. Their 75th wedding anniversary is Saturday
Never stepped foot in FL, but when I read this I immediately thought of this thread.
Fight over 2Pac in Clearwater sends man to hospital
Fight over 2Pac in Clearwater sends man to hospital
Florida, a season-less state, hot and humid most of the year does weird things to people, I absolutely hate and despise the place. If you want weird head on down to the Keys. One day I saw this grown man dressed like a toddler with an oversized toddler looking bike at the cross walk, immediately saw red.
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Toddler people? Fuck that’s just Tuesday morning in Gainesville...
When Florida Man and Florida Woman love each other, they go to the Redneck Mud Park and tie the knot.
Florida Man prefers to drink their piss warm.
Florida Gas Station Forced to Post Sign: 'Do Not Warm Urine' in Microwave
Florida Gas Station Forced to Post Sign: 'Do Not Warm Urine' in Microwave
I don't understand the problem.
This only reinforces the idea that every warning label ever is because of someone doing it in the first place. Humanity is truly a beautiful thing.
