Oh Florida.....

There are three lakes that flank the entrance to my subdivision. From time-to-time we'll see ducks or turtles making the trek across the road. Most of us stop and either wait for them to cross or help them, especially the turtles.

Because this is the Florida thread....

Two brave women help alligator cross busy intersection

Kerr says that two women, who were stopped at the light, then jumped out of their separate cars to direct traffic away from the alligator and herded it back to Downey Park.
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I digress, but I have this image of one of the Lunar astronauts splashing down, getting sorted, getting into a Pontiac Bel Air and driving home. 'Hi babe! Back from the Moon." Another day at the plant.
 
In the state of Florida, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: people like you and me, who live normal lives; and Florida Man, who you read about on the Internet. These are their stories.

GONG! GONG!

Deltona man surrenders after calling in bomb threat, barricading himself in home

"My neighbor is pointing a device at me that shoots microwaves into my brain. I guess I just need to call in a bomb threat on a police station."
 
When a Florida man gets cancer and needs more sick days for his treatment, his coworkers and strangers...wait, this can't be Florida. That's not how any of this works.

Florida teacher battling cancer posted plea for sick days. His co-workers didn’t let him down

The Florida public school teacher figured he needed at least 20 additional sick days to deal with more chemotherapy, days he just didn’t have. So on July 23, right there in a room at Tomsich Health and Medical Center of Palm Beach County, Goodman took a selfie, posted it on Facebook and appealed for help.

Within four days he had enough sick days to cover an entire semester.

Teachers, staff members, administrators and even lunchroom workers who pay into the Florida retirement system transferred 75 sick days to Goodman.
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The headline is awesome, the story is better.

Did the commissioner accused of sphincter bleaching just compare the mayor to Hitler?

Last month, the mayor of Hallandale Beach, Keith London, bizarrely accused fellow commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub of profiting from bleaching her sphincter, causing public outrage and series of #MeToo posts on social media. Now, Lima-Taub is the one under fire for apparently comparing the mayor to Adolf Hitler during Wednesday night’s regularly scheduled commission meeting.
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