Oh Florida.....
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(Naked man+Cooking oil) x Taser=Florida Man
Police: Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil
Police: Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil
This is how we explain the birds and the bees in Florida.
Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
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He was just to get his communicator to work!
Holy fuck Florida.
"Hey, what can we name our daughter?"
"Florida Woman?"
"Nah, I have a better idea."
Anonymous complaint in St. Augustine leads to arrest of two on drug charges
"Florida Woman?"
"Nah, I have a better idea."
Anonymous complaint in St. Augustine leads to arrest of two on drug charges
Not crime related but somehow this could only happen in Florida. However I feel its pertinent to this thread as it involves a man in Florida, a cockroach, and the roach trying to lay eggs inside of the mans skull. You've been warned.
https://gizmodo.com/man-says-dying-roach-left-eggs-in-his-ear-i-heard-it-d-1826452177
https://gizmodo.com/man-says-dying-roach-left-eggs-in-his-ear-i-heard-it-d-1826452177
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I feel like we should just lock the Florida thread now. What can top this?
Adam Putnam’s office stopped concealed weapons background checks for a year because it couldn’t log in
For more than a year, the state of Florida failed to conduct national background checks on tens of thousands of applications for concealed weapons permits, potentially allowing drug addicts or people with a mental illness to carry firearms in public.
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The employee in charge of the background checks could not log into the system,
Adam Putnam’s office stopped concealed weapons background checks for a year because it couldn’t log in
For more than a year, the state of Florida failed to conduct national background checks on tens of thousands of applications for concealed weapons permits, potentially allowing drug addicts or people with a mental illness to carry firearms in public.
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The employee in charge of the background checks could not log into the system,
FIFY
https://gizmodo.com/florida-didnt-run-fbi-background-checks-on-gun-buyers-f-1826701317
Jesus. No wonder @AWP got his.
Jesus. No wonder @AWP got his.
Got us a doubleheader today.
"Ole' Joe won't leave his house? What we gonna' do, Zeb?"
"Bombs."
He wanted to get rid of apartment tenants. Then, the bombs went off, cops say
He pulls a rake, you pull a hammer! THAT's the Florida way!
Pasco sheriff: Naked man broke into home, used rake in attack
Bonus points for using "bowed up" in the arrest report.
"Ole' Joe won't leave his house? What we gonna' do, Zeb?"
"Bombs."
He wanted to get rid of apartment tenants. Then, the bombs went off, cops say
He pulls a rake, you pull a hammer! THAT's the Florida way!
Pasco sheriff: Naked man broke into home, used rake in attack
Bonus points for using "bowed up" in the arrest report.
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Florida driver chugged can of Busch during DUI stop, cops say
One last drink before they haul me off.
One last drink before they haul me off.
Florida driver chugged can of Busch during DUI stop, cops say
One last drink before they haul me off.
Gotta respect that the man has his priorities straight.
"I still have to go to work."
We have 'shrooms, a naked guy standing in a fire, swinging a stick at police, arming himself with a knife, chanting....
Florida man stood in fire, chanted before his arrest, cops say. Family says he needs help
Florida man stood in fire, chanted before his arrest, cops say. Family says he needs help
