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The state that just keeps on giving. Get a load of this guy, good luck fitting in!
Florida Man Obeys Law, Stays Out Of Trouble
Florida Man Obeys Law, Stays Out Of Trouble
Oh Florida.....
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Looking to buy a cassowary? One that killed its previous owner is up for sale
Bird for sale, only killed once, no homicidal pattern of behaviour identified at this stage.
Bird for sale, only killed once, no homicidal pattern of behaviour identified at this stage.
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Bringing back an oldie but a goodie....
Sound's like I'd need to buy some more charcoal.
I'd be looking at mallee fowl or even bin chickens before I'd look at eating one of those big bush chooks.
Fucker's gonna try to kill me, it's gonna get cooked.
I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm on Florida Man's side here. If we can't have a "I eat ass" bumper sticker, can we truly consider ourselves a free nation?
Florida man arrested after refusing to remove ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker
Florida man arrested after refusing to remove ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker
It is Ass Eating Season...
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I gave my brother my old truck when he was in highschool. It had a rebel flag sticker on the back window that said "eat more GRITS (girls raised in the south)". He was pulled over by a cop who was black and took offense, got a ticket for any stupid shit the cop could find. Anyway I never thought for any minute the sticker was racist, but we peeled it and I paid the fines. My dad made a complaint to the PD and we went on our way. I always was conflicted about it, as I never felt I was being racist, but was upset that the cop took it as such, but also, because he used his position to fuck with my brother over a sticker.
Anyway, I just thought I would share, sometimes things bring back old memories.
Without clicking through to the article, I shudder to think where those turtles were holed up at (SWIDT).
Someplace moist?
Now this one isn't so bad.
Florida Manatee Orgy Near Tampa Bay Highway Causes World's Most Awkward Traffic Jam
Florida Manatee Orgy Near Tampa Bay Highway Causes World's Most Awkward Traffic Jam
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There is plenty of silliness in Florida without resorting to obvious fake news “click bait”.
FACT CHECK: Two Burglars Sodomized for Five Straight Days?
Come on man, you are better than this.
AUSTRALIAN MAN EATS OWN FOOT AFTER POSTING BOGUS FLORIDA MAN STORY AND GETTING CHASTISED BY MOD.
