Oh Florida.....

Ole' Katie Pitchfork seems to have a history of violence.

Nooooooo thank you.

If it means keeping my nuts from being squashed by a psyhopath - I'll take a "can I talk to a manager" haircut, a few freckles, and an extra 20 pounds on a gal wearing mom-jeans before I'm letting Ms Pitchfork into my automobile.
 
Box said:
Ole' Katie Pitchfork seems to have a history of violence.

Nooooooo thank you.

If it means keeping my nuts from being squashed by a psyhopath - I'll take a "can I talk to a manager" haircut, a few freckles, and an extra 20 pounds on a gal wearing mom-jeans before I'm letting Ms Pitchfork into my automobile.
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There are flavors of ice cream such as jalapeno bacon and well....vanilla. Gotta risk it for the biscuit man.
 
Ooh-Rah said:
Sometimes the Florida Woman is more frightening than the Florida Man....

Men...take a moment before you read this one....

Florida woman, 21, 'squeezed her boyfriend's genitals until they bled'
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Hey listen, I was a single guy until I got married at age 44...and ten of those single years (86-96) were spent on Madeira Beach FL (AKA "Mad Beach")...so I had plenty of time to study Florida Woman and regret what my dick was doing. Every week was a new adventure in SERE.
 
I'm not ready to risk my "biscuits" over the chance at a new and exciting ice cream flavor.
I'll just live vicariously through others - its much safer for a guy my age.

Ms Pitchfork has the look of unbalanced crazy in her eyes - no amount of jalapeno/bacon ice cream can fix that - hell: Ben and Jerry dont make a flavor thats worth risking my biscuits
 
".... violating her probation
.... was arrested in October AND November 2017 for resisting an officer with VIOLENCE."

Florida Man: "But she cute though"
 
SaintKP said:
Theres a direct correlation between attractiveness and level of crazy
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I thought you just had to stay below the Crazy-Hot Line.
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Ocoka said:
Hey listen, I was a single guy until I got married at age 44...and ten of those single years (86-96) were spent on Madeira Beach FL (AKA "Mad Beach")...so I had plenty of time to study Florida Woman and regret what my dick was doing. Every week was a new adventure in SERE.
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There's a solid book title there somewhere. "Mad Beach: A Weekly Adventure in SERE"
 

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