Oh Florida.....

[Deleted member 2517]

Florida woman, ladies and gentlemen.

Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner



Nascar says a lot.



Dude...



This is why you pay attention to your spouse or SO. Smashing a TV should be grounds for an uncontested divorce.



Strike a Heisman for the win!!!!

Shit like this will make anyone pro-eugenics.

 

[Frank S.]

The Florida Kool Aid.

 

[CQB]

Yep, that tops the pet vulture chorizo post.

 

[SaintKP]

Danny Brown and MF DOOM? @Frank S. you are a man of culture and nuanced refinement.

 

[Downtown “Funky Stuff” Malone🍆]

 

[AWP]

And a Chapelle's Show skit goes live, or something.

Targeting Tony Daniel? Tampa begins to tighten public comment rules

More recently, Daniel made news for driving his pickup truck though the city with a large sign described in a Tampa Bay Times story last year as emblazoned with a "Confederate flag, a Nazi flag, a photo of a lynching, Mayor Bob Buckhorn’s photo, references to Home Depot and multiple uses of the word "n-----."

Daniel, who is black and has been affiliated with the International People’s Democratic Uhuru Movement, was ejected from several meetings in 2003 and 2005.

 

[SaintKP]

When will we get one of those super bugs to wipe us out as a species? I'm ready now.

 

[Red Flag 1]

When will we get one of those super bugs to wipe us out as a species? I'm ready now.

 

[SaintKP]

Really?

We are always a mutation away from something like this. Then there is the nuclear option that will bring sterility to the planet.

Most likely a Virus and the Tardigrades will take over the world. Facts About Tardigrades

It was an attempt at some dark humor, but it is a very real and scary thought to me in all honesty. Hell, the super flu that was just going around this year killed a bunch of people some of which I even knew. With an over reliance on antibiotics and as the world becomes more and more cramped and interconnected we're almost due for mother nature to come and knock us down a peg.


I've always been fascinated by infectious diseases though, it's amazing how something so simple can change so rapidly and adapt and take advantage of an environment it's in. Also, I for one welcome our new indestructible water bear overlords.

 

[Frank S.]

I've always been fascinated by infectious diseases though, it's amazing how something so simple can change so rapidly and adapt and take advantage of an environment it's in. Also, I for one welcome our new indestructible water bear overlords.

Richard Preston makes for entertaining reading. As for tardigrades, I was way off base, thinking they enabled police call boxes to travel through time.

 

[CQB]

FFS Frank...






Sorry, can’t stop laughing

 

[DC]

Ban Gatoraide not Gators!!!

 

[Downtown “Funky Stuff” Malone🍆]

'Mad Nailer' deliberately scattering roofing nails on a portion of Florida's US 1

 

[AWP]

Goat assault!

Woman charged with battery after falling on goat

MILTON, Fla. (WEAR) — A Pensacola woman is facing a battery charge for allegedly physically assaulting her nephew after she fell on top of a goat while intoxicated.

 

[Chopstick]

I have solid evidence that I have never been in Milton Florida. Just sayin'.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Good ol'Florida....

Florida woman marries’ 100-year-old tree, hoping to save it

"If they cut down this tree, I’m going to be a widow," she said.

 

[Etype]

BAN ASSAULT GATORS!

Where does it end? First my assault rifle then my gator?



P.S.- I love the good people of my state. NC rednecks are so boring compared to Floridians.

 

[Etype]

Uhuru Movement

In case anyone else was wondering, from Wikipedia-

The Uhuru Movement (Uhuru is the Swahili word for freedom.[1]) is a socialist movement centered on the theory of African Internationalism, which provides a historical material explanation for the social and economic conditions of African people worldwide. The Movement has been led by the African People's Socialist Party (APSP)[2] whose chairman is Joseph Waller who founded the movement in 1972.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Where does it end? First my assault rifle then my gator?



P.S.- I love the good people of my state. NC rednecks are so boring compared to Floridians.

You really can’t top the inbred methed out insanity of the Sunshine State. The I4 corridor is like being in a permanent episode of Jerry Springer.

 

[Etype]

You really can’t top the inbred methed out insanity of the Sunshine State. The I4 corridor is like being in a permanent episode of Jerry Springer.

I grew up about 45 minutes north of I-4, but most of my family lived in Lakeland and Winter Haven. Those are definitely the lands of which you speak.