Not Work Safe ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE—POW! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!!!!!

[AWP]

MONDAY'S HERE LIKE A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE!!!!!! LIKE A PETER NORTH BLAST TO THE FACE!!!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND!!!!!! BLIND TO THE REST OF THE BULLSHIT WEEK, YOU REVEL IN THE GLORIOUS LIGHT OF MONDAY!!!!! MONDAY'S A MACHETE AND THIS WEEK IS RWANDA!!!! BEING AFRAID OF MONDAY IS LIKE BEING AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU???!?!?!?!?! FIVE?!?!?!? TIME TO "PERSON" UP AND EMBRACE THE DAY!!!!!! YOU KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL NETFLIX WILL MAKE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TUESDAY AND WE ALL KNOW THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S GUILTY!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY DOESN'T NEED TO PLANT EVIDENCE BECAUSE IT IS THE EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!! BITCH SET ME UP!!!!!!!!

IF HELEN KELLER MASTURBATED IN THE WOODS, WOULD ANYONE HEAR IT?!?!?!?! SHE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW MONDAY I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTIVATIONAL CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!

MONDAY, YOU ARE A GO FOR THROTTLE UP!!!!!!!!

 

[BuckysBadger24]

"Motivational Monday Claymores, now available at WalMart!"

 

[Brill]

I think this is fitting for a Monday.

 

[TH15]

The Avery family has issued a statement regarding this post: "Yeah."

 

[Ooh-Rah]

The Avery family has issued a statement regarding this post: "Yeah."

DOUBLE LIKE!

 

[Gunz]

And Lo, the three Wise Men came forth to Bethlehem bearing gifts of gold and frankensence and murr...and Behold! They gazed with wonderment upon the Baby Infant MONDAY. His head glowed with a golden halo and they looked upon Him and prostated themselves before Him. And Baby MONDAY called forth to the Heavens and unleashed a lightening bolt that cleft the Wise Men asunder and so doing slayed them in fire and brimstone. And the Blessed Baby MONDAY took their gold and frankensense and murr and their fucking camels and so rode off into the wilderness laughing like a maniac.

 

[LibraryLady]

It's a holiday and I slept in.

Monday Monday how I adore thee!

LL

 

[DA SWO]

I'm in Vegas for the SHOT show, oldest son flies in a few hours from now and we will spend an unsupervised week in Vegas.
MONDAYS ROCK!!!!!

 

[Muppet]

Ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for thou are the baddest motherfucker in the valley....BECAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY MOTIVATIONAL DAYS!

M.

 

[x SF med]

Well, it's Tuesday.... bummer. Have to shut this down. But, even with a cold, MONDAY rocked.