Russian Sub Fire

[SaintKP]

Russia's track record with nuclear reactors is only slightly better than Oprah's track record with dieting...

That burns just about as bad as a ginger in August.

 

[AWP]

That burns just about as bad as a ginger in August.

Or the urine of some longtime Shadowspear members...

 

[SaintKP]

Or the urine of some longtime Shadowspear members...

 

[Gunz]

This thread has hit bottom faster than a Russian sub.

 

[SaintKP]

This thread has hit bottom faster than a Argentinian sub.

FITFY

 

[MikeDelta]

Russia's track record with nuclear reactors is only slightly better than Oprah's track record with dieting...

CHERNOBYL, the series on HBO helps to put the holy shit factor into perspective. I remember the incident as a teenager, but watching what is essentially a dramatic documentary was a real head trip. It was excellent.

 

[Blizzard]

Ruh-roh...Russia strikes again:
Russia: Evacuation advised for village near rocket explosion

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Considering merging a bunch of posts and renaming to “The Radioactive Russian Accident” thread.

 

[AWP]

Considering merging a bunch of posts and renaming to “The Radioactive Russian Accident” thread.

"Russia: You fission to hold our beer."
"In Russia, atoms split you."
"The future's so bright you gotta' wear lead shades."
"3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible."
"This is fine."
"Russia, unlike your girlfriend we don't meltdown."
"Y'all got anymore of them control rods?"

 

[Devildoc]

"Meltdown, shmeltdown"
"The P-38 Space Modulator--it's a thing"
"Russia: we cover all of your nuclear needs"
"Now on tour: Atom Ant"
"Russia: we lost an electron. We're positive"

 

[Blizzard]

"Russia: It'a a hot mess"
"Russia: Don't worry, we'll monitor the Iranian nuclear program"
Russian guy to his girlfriend: "Are you doing something new with your skin care, you have a great glow about you."

 

[Gunz]

Russia is like the Barney Fife of nuclear powers. Some of you may get that.

 

[Brill]

"The P-38 Space Modulator--it's a thing"

Excellent!

 

[Blizzard]

Russia is like the Barney Fife of nuclear powers. Some of you may get that.

But we really shouldn't laugh about it, right?

 

[Gordus]

FITFY

Too soon. Reparations for the Belgrano weren't even paid yet.