So tell me again why we are releasing this CIA "torture" report?

[Ooh-Rah]

DuffleBlog and The Onion were going to run a similar story last year but thought it too preposterous, even for them.

This is just so amazing -

"We accidentally deleted our only copy"

Doh-Kay!

The CIA’s internal watchdog has accidentally deleted its only copy of the controversial “torture report” outlining the agency's use of enhanced interrogations techniques, the latest wrinkle in the saga over the report’s publication.

CIA watchdog 'accidentally' deletes copy of report on interrogation methods | Fox News

 

[Gunz]

Good. Hopefully it's beyond recovery. We were at war. Bad shit happens. Show me a war where we haven't used excessive methods. Is it effective? Arguable. Still, this shit needs to get buried.

 

[Gunz]

"So tell me again why we are releasing this CIA "torture" report?"

Because, our politicians like to play games against each other and can't comprehend the world outside of the political "bubble" they live in......

QFT

 

[Frank S.]

This is kind of old, by now. Still, you'll recall the double whammy suffered by the Japanese porn industry in recent years.
First, when "my pet goat" exploded in Central Asia, giving prominence and legitimacy to theses countries' porn brand, and then when "disaster porn" failed in Japan: videos emulating the 2011 Tsunami with JAV idols rolling around swirling, bubbling vats of shit and piss.
Bukkake remained solid, but something had to be done not just to reclaim, but to increase market share.
So evidently, they tried a reboot, which continues today, with torture porn, BDSM, etc.
The White House honored the special relationship by leaking the report, since the porn industry relies heavily on world news item: we all need the ability to claim we buy smut just for the articles, do we not?

This, by the way, is Anoosheh (probably not her real name), the biggest Afghan porn star at the moment:

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Good. Hopefully it's beyond recovery. We were at war. Bad shit happens. Show me a war where we haven't used excessive methods. Is it effective? Arguable. Still, this shit needs to get buried.

What happens in boys town stays in boys town!

 

[Gunz]

The first rule of Fightclub is...

 

[Frank S.]

The first rule of Fightclub is...

... If it moves, fuck it.
If it doesn't move, and has no pulse, fuck it then sew on your purple wings.

 

[Frank S.]

JAV idols rolling around swirling, bubbling vats of shit and piss.

Have you hugged a turd today?

Maybe not, but probably in the past week. And fo sho', you will vote one in next November and spend the following 4 to 8 years trying to flush it.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Thought this was a pretty interesting article about interrogation techniques. Makes me wonder if Hans Landa (Inglourious Basterds) was based on him.

FBI gets an unexpected lesson in interrogation from a former Nazi