I wish I could understand why it is so hard for me to believe things.
When I was a kid and Leonard Nimoy hosted "In Search Of..."
Extraterrestrials, Magic, Witchcraft, Ghosts, Missing Persons, Monsters, Lost Civilizations.......
Yet, I'd get my ass beat for carrying on because there was something in my closet - or an alien spaceship on the roof - or fucking bigfoot was in the back yard.
Was I supposed to believe that Mr Spock would come on network TV and fucking lie to America?
That would be...
...illogical
and so it was - I had been lied to
Then I found out - from my parents - that the Easter Bunny wasn't real, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, hope for a better tomorrow
ALL LIES
EVERY BIT OF IT
...and mom and dad where the ones that put those lies in my head in the first place.
Then...
...and this is when my reality crumbled around me
...that unforgettable day when I realized that life was an illusion
...that day when I learned that you should NEVER meet your heroes
Wrestling is fake.
It's staged.
Choreographed.
Preplanned.
It's no wonder when I went to Toys-R-Us to meet Lee Majors, as Colonel Steve Austin...
...astronaut
...a man barely alive.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER.
We can rebuild him - REBUILD MY PASTY WHITE ASS
We have the technology. WHAT FUCKING TECHNOLOGY? "PONG" WAS STATE OF THE ART HOME GAMING - A FUCKING VCR COST 10,000 DOLLARS - A FUCKING TV WAS THE SIZE OF A 1974 PINTO
We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
...BLAH BLAH BLAH
...fuck right off you liars
Now here we are:
In the last few years the government has said that UFOs are real, Obamas birth certificate is real, COVID vaccines are safe, Wuhan Flu was a fluke of nature, there's no proof that the fix was in to help the Jets win Super Bowl 3, and Bonds hit all those home runs without using steroids.
But the pills that make my balding head into a plush forest of soft silky locks are real...
...and the blue pills,
...aren't for children
But UFO's are real and Epstein didn't traffic children to rich and powerful social elites.
mother
fucker