The Jeffrey Epstein Scandal

[Blizzard]

Likely it went a bit more like this....

^ My version of the conspiracy is closest to this one.

Jeff, the guards are going to be gone for awhile. You know what to do. Make sure you do it right this time.

 

[ThunderHorse]

So the guards falsified their logs because they fell asleep. Ok, what about the camera system?

 

[Box]

So the guards falsified their logs because they fell asleep. Ok, what about the camera system?

Sometimes, a piece of electronic technology will simply 'go to sleep' when it is overworked and under-trained
-nothing to see here
-move along
Now - when the camera is subpoenaed and subsequently stops working - then it is found out that the original owners cancelled their extended warranty RIGHT before the camera stopped working

THEN we can talk about full-on collusion to commit conspiracy

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

The pixies were distorted by an uncontrollable influence caused by the microwave that the hard drives were stored in.

 

[Gunz]

He said the right things to the shrink to get off suicide watch, waited for the right moment and took his own life....sometimes it is what it is.

Well, hell, you're no fun.

 

[racing_kitty]

He said the right things to the shrink to get off suicide watch, waited for the right moment and took his own life....sometimes it is what it is.

How are we supposed to make witty Arkancide memes out of the truth? You’re a penis wrinkle.

 

[RackMaster]

Talk about a twist... lol

Did Jeffrey Epstein 'have portrait of Bill Clinton in blue dress?'

 

[Marauder06]

Talk about a twist... lol

Did Jeffrey Epstein 'have portrait of Bill Clinton in blue dress?'

Omg this story keeps getting weirder and weirder.

 

[Blizzard]

Talk about a twist... lol

Did Jeffrey Epstein 'have portrait of Bill Clinton in blue dress?'

This is pure gold. I hope it's true just for the bizarro factor. I don't even think @AWP could dream this one up.

 

[RackMaster]

Omg this story keeps getting weirder and weirder.

The good thing is there's a Prince tied up into this. The best tabloids in the world are British and they'll rip apart every perverted bit of it.

 

[Box]

I remember a time when I would go to the movies - relax, be entertained, and eventually leave the theater smiling and joking how "Hollywood is so full of crap- that shit wold NEVER happen in real life"

Now - I dont even go to the movies anymore because it just fucks up my head trying to decide if I am watching a movie, or CNN, or a Sitcom, or reality TV, or MSDNC, or a documentary. ALL THE STORY LINES ARE THE SAME NOW.
Movies have become more believable than the shit that goes on around the world.

Like that time that a lady with oddly colored skin invaded the big city with all of her flamboyant friends wearing their leotards and masks...
...or was that a Marvel Movie

Or when that big time power broker in New York had a grip on all of the police and politicians in the city - he had a bunch of kids - his daughter became a socialite and one of his sons eventually followed in his fathers footsteps and took over as the top dog with influence over all of the police and politicians in the city.
His other son was an oddball named Fredo

Fuck - I can't tell if its live or if its Memorex

 

[Gunz]

This is pure gold. I hope it's true just for the bizarro factor. I don't even think @AWP could dream this one up.

Oh, yeah, he could. On any Monday.

 

[AWP]

This is pure gold. I hope it's true just for the bizarro factor. I don't even think @AWP could dream this one up.

Oh, yeah, he could. On any Monday.

 

[GOTWA]

The autopsy is showing reports of broken bones in his neck that are more often tied to homicidal strangulation than suicide by hanging. If he hung himself, where are the items he used? Is it possible to cause that much trauma by self strangulation by hand? doesn't one just pass out at that point? It's like having a self inflicted gunshot wound with no gun by the body.

 

[RackMaster]

The autopsy is showing reports of broken bones in his neck that are more often tied to homicidal strangulation than suicide by hanging. If he hung himself, where are the items he used? Is it possible to cause that much trauma by self strangulation by hand? doesn't one just pass out at that point? It's like having a self inflicted gunshot wound with no gun by the body.

Is it possible to break those bones while choking on a baby's arm, holding on to an apple?

 

[Marauder06]

Wow. Is that a throwback to your original screen name on SN?

 

[AWP]

Wow. Is that a throwback to your original screen name on SN?

Just worked out that way. That's a previous life.

 

[digrar]

What's the likelihood he paid a guard x amount of money to turn a blind eye for a few minutes?

Was that Jeffery, or Bill?

 

[BloodStripe]

Valid question. But I'm not ready to die yet, so it was all Epstein.

 

[Bambi]

I would just like to publicly state that I have absolutely zero evidence that could implicate the Clintons, and that I think they are decent people. That is all.