The Trump Presidency 2.0

A grand jury could indict a ham sandwich, but still.

Comey indicted for alleged false statements, obstruction of congressional proceeding

Star Wars Mas GIF by Chris Cimino
 
And all of these assholes claiming FOGO privilege will shutdown AMC and other mil airlift to make this meeting.

OR

Citing a lack of airlift, they will fly 1st class (maybe Business if we're lucky) to the gathering.
RHIP...just kidding, I'm sure they're sharing rental cars.
 
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We've kind of gone beyond parody. This is the path we were headed down had Trump not won (just waiting on the equivalent headline from Canada):

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I never understood vegetarian MRE's and I really don't understand this nonsense.

Did you volunteer to wear your country's uniform? Yes.
Did you know the uniform materials and food contained animal products? Yes.
Do you have objections to consuming animal products? Yes.

Then keep your bitch ass home.

Clown shoes...so long as they aren't leather.
 
I never understood vegetarian MRE's and I really don't understand this nonsense.

Did you volunteer to wear your country's uniform? Yes.
Did you know the uniform materials and food contained animal products? Yes.
Do you have objections to consuming animal products? Yes.

Then keep your bitch ass home.

Clown shoes...so long as they aren't leather.
Everyone of my sister's kids were at some point, a vegan like their mother. That all stopped when I asked how could they be vegan at the dinner table when they were all using smartphones that used cow byproducts, like the screens that they touch and put next to their ears and faces.

You should have seen the looks of horror from my sister's face on down. Shortly thereafter they all decided to be vegetarians instead. Imagine that.
 
GASP. Shocked I tell you shocked (I’m not we’ve been saying this since 2020). Ray Epps swearing bullets rn.

J6 was an entrapment LARP. Real people were hurt and one was killed during the J6 event. You can’t prove a counterfactual, but I’ll phrase it as a rhetorical thought experiment.

We know the FBI had hundreds of plainclothes agents at J6. We don’t know their individual actions, but let’s assume that one (1) agent opened a door, yelled “Let’s go in!”, or agitated Americans to breach the Capitol. Without the presence of hundreds of ideologically captured FBI agents (whistleblowers words paraphrased not mine), does J6 happen?
 
The modern day Stasi. They even use the same plea to the peasants "if you see something say something"


A change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war...

YEEAAHHHH
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
 
GASP. Shocked I tell you shocked (I’m not we’ve been saying this since 2020). Ray Epps swearing bullets rn.

J6 was an entrapment LARP. Real people were hurt and one was killed during the J6 event. You can’t prove a counterfactual, but I’ll phrase it as a rhetorical thought experiment.

We know the FBI had hundreds of plainclothes agents at J6. We don’t know their individual actions, but let’s assume that one (1) agent opened a door, yelled “Let’s go in!”, or agitated Americans to breach the Capitol. Without the presence of hundreds of ideologically captured FBI agents (whistleblowers words paraphrased not mine), does J6 happen?
For instance, let's say, oh, I don't know, something like this happened, and it turns out, that dude was a glowie. Or maybe a couple of those folks dressed head to toe in 5.11 gear with earpieces opening doors and ushering people in.

@Muppet please mark down in our formal notes that the conspiracy theorists were right again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 
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