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We live in crazy times.
Shit that was once written off as the insane ramblings of a conspiracy nut - are now simply referred to as "covered up facts"
Rachael Maddow's first date with her longtime partner, Susan Mikula, was at a fucking NRA "Ladies Day on the Range" event
Republicans controlled the huose, senate, and white house, as well as enough votes to repeal Obama Care - and they changed gears and voted it down because they got mad at the POTUS for 'insulting' someone
Biden sat in front of a camera and bragged about withholding aid from Ukraine until they killed an investigation that would implicate his crack smoking whore chasing money laundering son...
...and yet, a few republicans threw in with the democrats to try and impeach Trump for allegedly withholding aid from Ukraine until they conducted an investigation into accusations of corruption
...the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration using the IRS to attack their political rivals was true
...the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration using the FBI to spy on republicans was true
Oh - and get this - THE GOVERNMENT ADMITTED YEARS AGO THAT UFO's are a REAL mother fucking concern that are frequently seen by our combat aviators
...the conspiracy theory about the heads of the FBI and CIA seditiously planning a soft coup against a lawfully elected president were true
...and the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration not just knowing about it but directing it, seem to have been true as well
...and that there were almost 300 FBI agents at the "January 6" event even though they all swore there weren't any
...did I mention that UFOs are fucking REAL now?
Suddenly, Americans are clutching their pearls over a truckload of fat National Guardsmen.
What in the actually fuck is going on in this timeline?
I am about as confused as one legged hermaphrodite in three legged butt fucking contest and I don't know which way to look for answers.
Well - I'm going to flip flop on this one - good for those fat assed NG troops.
Meanwhile their tofu and kale smoothie slurping shit talking basement dwelling peers are at home on Fakebook - mocking them for stepping up and doing something positive for their country.
People like Jason Crow and Spenser Rapone walk around fit and trim - hiding behind their status as 'Army Rangers' while they piss all over our nation's liberties and freedoms.
I've said it elsewhere and I'll say it here, I'll take a truck load of those fat assed national guardsmen over assholes like Crow and Rapone six days a week - and twice on Sunday.
A few weeks under my control and those lumpy sons of bitches will be 10 times as lethal as Dewey Oxburger ever dreamed of becoming.
People like Crow and Rapone will always be empty sacks of intestines, full of solid waste - no matter how "fit" they may.
Nope - I'm stepping out on this one - I'll take limp, lame, lazy, and lumpy liberty lovers - and I'll march those tubby mother fuckers into a glorious victory with a giant god dammned all meat BBQ at the finish line.
That is all.
Shit that was once written off as the insane ramblings of a conspiracy nut - are now simply referred to as "covered up facts"
Rachael Maddow's first date with her longtime partner, Susan Mikula, was at a fucking NRA "Ladies Day on the Range" event
Republicans controlled the huose, senate, and white house, as well as enough votes to repeal Obama Care - and they changed gears and voted it down because they got mad at the POTUS for 'insulting' someone
Biden sat in front of a camera and bragged about withholding aid from Ukraine until they killed an investigation that would implicate his crack smoking whore chasing money laundering son...
...and yet, a few republicans threw in with the democrats to try and impeach Trump for allegedly withholding aid from Ukraine until they conducted an investigation into accusations of corruption
...the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration using the IRS to attack their political rivals was true
...the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration using the FBI to spy on republicans was true
Oh - and get this - THE GOVERNMENT ADMITTED YEARS AGO THAT UFO's are a REAL mother fucking concern that are frequently seen by our combat aviators
...the conspiracy theory about the heads of the FBI and CIA seditiously planning a soft coup against a lawfully elected president were true
...and the conspiracy theory about the Obama/Biden administration not just knowing about it but directing it, seem to have been true as well
...and that there were almost 300 FBI agents at the "January 6" event even though they all swore there weren't any
...did I mention that UFOs are fucking REAL now?
Suddenly, Americans are clutching their pearls over a truckload of fat National Guardsmen.
What in the actually fuck is going on in this timeline?
I am about as confused as one legged hermaphrodite in three legged butt fucking contest and I don't know which way to look for answers.
Well - I'm going to flip flop on this one - good for those fat assed NG troops.
Meanwhile their tofu and kale smoothie slurping shit talking basement dwelling peers are at home on Fakebook - mocking them for stepping up and doing something positive for their country.
People like Jason Crow and Spenser Rapone walk around fit and trim - hiding behind their status as 'Army Rangers' while they piss all over our nation's liberties and freedoms.
I've said it elsewhere and I'll say it here, I'll take a truck load of those fat assed national guardsmen over assholes like Crow and Rapone six days a week - and twice on Sunday.
A few weeks under my control and those lumpy sons of bitches will be 10 times as lethal as Dewey Oxburger ever dreamed of becoming.
People like Crow and Rapone will always be empty sacks of intestines, full of solid waste - no matter how "fit" they may.
Nope - I'm stepping out on this one - I'll take limp, lame, lazy, and lumpy liberty lovers - and I'll march those tubby mother fuckers into a glorious victory with a giant god dammned all meat BBQ at the finish line.
That is all.
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