Thanksgiving weekend—a time for family, food, and the delightful spectacle of political theater. It's been a neat year - and I am Thankful for it - but it seems like politicians and celebrities - the most well to do and spoiled fucking rotten of ALL aMEricans - still don't get it.
Damn if it doesn't make for a GREAT holiday season though. I'm gonna break it down the best way I know how...
Let's kick this off with the annual "Presidential Pardon" of the Thanksgiving Turkey.
This year, it was done of sound mind and body.
Last year's turkey should have been fed to the poor - since last years pardon was probably auto penned.
...but right after giving the turkey a pardon, PRESIDENT Trump decided that without a turkey, he would need to "roast" his political detractors.
...and what a fine roasting it was
Thankfully - congressional gridlock ended in time for government employees to be able to pay for their thanksgiving feast without maxing out their credit card to pay for groceries. Pfft - I always say, "the opposite of PROgress in CONgress"
Moving on...
Then endless social media rants from our "adult-in-the-room" politicians and celebrities as they stoke sedition and hatred with posts to remind us of how much they hate each other - while posting NOTHING to comfort us with thoughts that they are looking out for the best interests of hard working, tax paying, American Citizens. Leading the charge of course was a retired Naval Officer that decided to get into polyticks. I'm loving how he felt it to be his duty to encourage uniformed officers to refuse orders that they deemed "unlawful"
...because we all know that boot camp includes a block of instruction on military law
...and that the rank and file troops can just decide what's right and just even though congress is in constant dead lock
...the same democratic congress that couldn't be bothered stand to applaud a fucking kid dying from brain cancer
Meanwhile, the rest of Americas sociopolitical elite feasted on their usual fare of hypocrisy because nothing says “Happy Thanksgiving” quite like throwing the military’s chain of command into disarray by urging our troops to disobey orders. While families across the nation were carving turkeys, Kelly was busy carving out a niche as the poster child for political recklessness. His call for insubordination is a delightful reminder of how far some politicians will go to score points with their base, even if it means undermining the very fabric of military discipline.
Happy Thanksgiving Senator.
...you petty cock sucker
So, as a reminder to our nations best and brightest, this is how it works - even when you don't like - or even respect - the "man in the oval office":
- Bill Clinton - sodomized a government clerk in the oval office - my president
- George Bush - who gave us the patriot act - then referred to those cut from his cloth as "the governing class" - my president
- Barak Hussein 0bama - big Mikes husband - also, my president
- Hillary Clinton - lost against Trump - NOT my president - lets stop pretending that her voice matters
- Joe Biden - "won" against Trump - got kicked to the curb because the democrats could no longer hide his dementia - my president
-Kamala Harris - lost in an even bigger defeat - also - NOT my president - lets stop pretending that she is relevant
- Donald Trump - and this one is going to sting for a few you you that are still reading this post - won twice -My President
Also...
..."your" president
...Hillary's President
...Kamala's president
...Senator Mark Kelly's president
...Senator Elissa Slotkin's president
...Representative Jason Crow's president
...Representative Chris Deluzio's president
...Representative Chrissy Houlahan's president
...Representative Maggie Goodlander president
...Nancy Pelosi's President
...Chuck Schumer's president
...Corey Booker's President
...Adam Schiff's President
...Alec Baldwins President
...Robert Deniro's President
...Maxine Water's president
...Bernie Sanders' president
...Whoopie Goldberg's president
...Mark Hamill's president
...suck it loooooserz
...stop being a bunch of seditions little bitches and go do something productive
So in closing - here’s to another Thanksgiving filled with political theater, where the stakes are high, and the decorum is non-existent. Happy holidays, America!
That is all.