The Trump Presidency 2.0

I never, ever liked or trusted most Somalis I've met. They remind me of the sand people from Star Wars.
My wife used to call my AK's a Star Wars gun because she thought all Star Wars guns were trash can guns. So whenever I had one out for whatever reason and she was nearby or in the house, I'd come out naked with one and an LBE, (before we had a daughter of course) and raise it like in Red Dawn but instead of shouting "wolverines" I'd make instead sand people noises and pump it up and down.

She would always bust out laughing and having to pee soon afterwards.
 
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