Jasmine Crockett is just another example of what leftist activist liberal whackkos refer to as a "Rising Star" in democratic politics.
a voice for the people
speaking her truth
resisting the orange man
fighting the good fight
shining a light on the right
nay, a veritable MASTER of the "say something so absurd it makes everyone forget the actual scandal" maneuver
Her word salad rivals that of Kamala and Alexandria.
Then there is her ridiculously insane accusations about Republicans getting campaign donations from "Jeffrey Epstein"
She is the objective observable data that can be referenced that shows how well informed the American left chooses to be.
Maybe that’s the point though. If you can’t beat the scandal, just confuse the hell out of everyone instead. We all know that if you throw enough shit at the wall - some of it is bound to stick.
Let me set the stage:
"Representative" Crockett - an "educated" and lawfully "elected" leader of "well informed" voters had a moment of what we can only assume was either extreme confidence
or extreme ignorance
and she decided to wade into a murky slimy disgusting hot tub of "Jeffrey Epstein Trivia" - you know, the guy whose private island was basically a VIP lounge for the rich, powerful, and morally bankrupt. The guy whose "Lolita Express" flight logs read like a who’s who of elites, including a suspicious number of prominent Democrats. But instead of addressing any of that, Crockett managed to humiliate herself with a blunder so bad, it’s almost impressive.
"Bless her heart"
Why she thought it was a good idea to open a jar of crazy that made absolutely no sense will be ever a mystery. As she fumbled her words and her logic, she left a lot of people actually wondering:
"Did she just try to defend Epstein? "
"Is she attacking him?"
"Is she about to blame him for climate change?"
"What is happening here?"
Let’s not be too hard on her though; it’s not easy to talk bad about Epstein when so many of your colleagues have his name and contact information scribbled down in their little black books. You can't go too hard in the paint without implicating your friends. Besides, the real scandal here isn't that she made an ass of herself by besmirching the WRONG guy - it's that so many of her Democratic colleges (and yes - I get it - there are also some shitty republicans on the list as well) were cozying up to him in the first place.
Oh and Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah.
Whoopie and Oprah are also in the "Epstein Files"
...context doesn't matter anymore - Whoopie and Oprah are in the Epstein Files
Anyway, lets take a quick trip down memory lane:
Bill Clinton flew on Epstein’s private jet more times than most people fly Spirit Airlines in their entire lifetime and nothing says "philanthropy" like hanging out with a convicted sex offender on the regular.
-If we are being honest, it could just be a misunderstanding. We are talking about a guy that had to ask for a definition of the word "IS" so maybe he SAID philanthropy but meant to say philandering
Don't blame the guy for not knowing what words mean.
The absolute hypocrisy and sheer audacity of the left and their well documented tendency towards "deflection" when accusing people of scandalous behavior is what makes her grandstanding over THE WRONG PERSON so mother fucking hilarious. The list of Epstein’s connections reads like a Democratic fundraiser guest list. From Hollywood elites to political power players, it’s almost as if Epstein was the unofficial mascot of the party. Maybe they should’ve put his face on a campaign button:
"Epstein 2020: Because Accountability is Overrated."
Bravo, Jasmine. Bravo.
And let’s not forget the media’s role in all of this. They’ll happily cover Crockett’s blunder because it’s easy, it’s funny, and it distracts from the uncomfortable truth: Epstein’s web of influence is still casting a shadow over American politics, and no one really wants to talk about it. It’s much easier to laugh at Crockett than to ask why so many powerful people were so close to a man who ran an international sex trafficking ring.
FUCK YOU AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA - FUCK YOU ALL RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID ASSHOLES
At the end of the day, Crockett’s comments are just another example of how the Epstein scandal has been mishandled, misrepresented, and, in many cases, outright ignored. Laughing at how fucking stupid and full of shit American politicians really are - is a gift.
It is s a gift to anyone who wants to avoid talking about the real scandal. A distraction, a punchline, a convenient way to shift the focus away from the uncomfortable truth that none of this is really about the "correct" villainous Jeffery Epstein.
The uncomfortable truth is that NONE of this is an "Epstein Scandal"
The real scandal is how ABSOLUTELY CORRUPT the entire global governing system has become. The scandal is how easy it was for GLOBAL leaders to befriend him, enable him, solicit him, and ultimately BENEFIT from his evil little shop of horrors.
no charges
no arrests
no indictments
no consequences
Just a system that is so fucking corrupt, so complicit, and so fucking shameless that it allows people like "the bad" Epstein to thrive and then demands that we all act SHOCKED on those rare occasions when the curtain is accidentally left open long enough for us to peek behind it.
Whoopie and Oprah are in the Epstein files.
Barney Stinson and Glen Quagmire are not.
That is all.