Our bench is deep, brother.
Bro...
...I'm going to take your "deep bench" metaphor and run with it.
Even the Philadelphia Phillies have a loyal fan base and a "deep bench"
Mike Schmidt
Grover Alexander
Steve Carlton
Robin Roberts
Dick Allen
Jim Kaat
Yet, they are still the LOSINGEST TEAM in MLB history. If you are from Philly - you love the home team - even though they suck.
A lot like republicans.
There are plenty of super stars - a list of Hall of Fame level performers.
But together, their team plays like shit. For the love of god, it took them 97 years to finally win a fucking World Series.
...and yet they still have the nerve to charge 15 bucks for a single hot dog and a plastic cup of warm, flat, Yuengling
...high maintenance
...low return on your investment
...but if you are from Philly, unless you want to drive a hundred miles to cheer for another team, you are stuck.
Sort of like being a republican.
Let's face it, our team fucking sucks
...but do you REALLY want to drive a hundred miles just root for the the Yankees, or the Mets?
No.
Of course you don't.
...because fuck New York.