This is why I'm not Airborne

[nobodythank you]

Hmmmmmm.... this looks to be getting interesting.... SOT-A vs Batt-Boy....

LoL worse, SIGDET vs tree rapist

 

[x SF med]

LoL worse, SIGDET vs tree rapist

You do understand that a tree landing is just another way of quickly making a large field expedient shelter, right?

 

[nobodythank you]

You do understand that a tree landing is just another way of quickly making a large field expedient shelter, right?

Aren't you supposed to move TOWARDS the objective when you land? Not build a campsite... lol

 

[x SF med]

The DZ is a primary objective, and could be your ORP too.... plus, every kid wants a cool tree fort.

 

[Ranger Psych]

The tree bowed to my presence and set me gently upon the ground. The BN XO is the one who tried to make a tree fort with his RTO no less.... both landed in the same fuckhuge oak that we ended up having to drop with a m35a2 and M88 recovery chain I aquired through alternative supply channels.

Also, I'll groot the fuck outa some wall to wall counseling. I know where you live, lawdog. LOL

 

[nobodythank you]

I know where you live, lawdog. LOL

LoL don't let the smooth taste fool you

 

[8654Maine]

"Groot"....

 

[AWP]

Jesus...I wish I'd gone to the Q Course if only to avoid the stain created by this thread....

 

[nobodythank you]

well, I did learn from the best.....Boss.

 

[AWP]

I did elevate the Det's sarcasm capabilities to a "ho' nubba' lebel."

 

[Gunz]

I'll stick to being a Marine and humping everywhere if it means I can stay on the ground.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1548157188780295

See what you started? Our web-footed exploits cannot compare to these warriors-from-the-sky. My drunken bungee jump is only a sad pathetic cry for help, the cliff I rapelled off in Panama gets higher with every re-telling.

But...we had an E5 join our company at Lejeune who was a battalion celebrity of sorts because he had amazingly survived a 500 foot fall when his chute malfunctioned, broken a bunch of bones but RTD. Crazy. He was our good luck charm.