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LoL worse, SIGDET vs tree rapist
This is why I'm not Airborne
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You do understand that a tree landing is just another way of quickly making a large field expedient shelter, right?
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Aren't you supposed to move TOWARDS the objective when you land? Not build a campsite... lol
The DZ is a primary objective, and could be your ORP too.... plus, every kid wants a cool tree fort.
The tree bowed to my presence and set me gently upon the ground. The BN XO is the one who tried to make a tree fort with his RTO no less.... both landed in the same fuckhuge oak that we ended up having to drop with a m35a2 and M88 recovery chain I aquired through alternative supply channels.
Also, I'll groot the fuck outa some wall to wall counseling. I know where you live, lawdog. LOL
Also, I'll groot the fuck outa some wall to wall counseling. I know where you live, lawdog. LOL
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"Groot"....
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well, I did learn from the best.....Boss.
See what you started? Our web-footed exploits cannot compare to these warriors-from-the-sky
. My drunken bungee jump is only a sad pathetic cry for help, the cliff I rapelled off in Panama gets higher with every re-telling. But...we had an E5 join our company at Lejeune who was a battalion celebrity of sorts because he had amazingly survived a 500 foot fall when his chute malfunctioned, broken a bunch of bones but RTD. Crazy. He was our good luck charm.
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