It's a lot like fighting the Taliban; they make little nips and are easily swattable, but since there's a near-unending-supply of them (thanks Pakistan) then they'll wear your down over time.
Thought Exercise: Would You Rather Fight One Horse-Sized Duck Or 100 Duck-Sized Horses?
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It's a lot like fighting the Taliban; they make little nips and are easily swattable, but since there's a near-unending-supply of them (thanks Pakistan) then they'll wear your down over time.
Duck sized horse. No questions. You'll be able to outrun them, you'll be able to just exterminate them via stomping, golfing, doing the helicopter if you're from 3rd bat, etc.
Horse sized duck is the Avian equivalent of a Piper Cub that wants to kill you. Ducks already scoot along at a good speed, now you just increased their leg length, bill size, wingspan and as brought up, dick length. You gon get fuuuked.
This is all on the basis of "Fight" incorporating what you have at hand right now as a normal human being. Now if weapons are involved? It depends. Do I want to just finish the job or do I want massacre a hamlet?
Horse sized duck is the Avian equivalent of a Piper Cub that wants to kill you. Ducks already scoot along at a good speed, now you just increased their leg length, bill size, wingspan and as brought up, dick length. You gon get fuuuked.
This is all on the basis of "Fight" incorporating what you have at hand right now as a normal human being. Now if weapons are involved? It depends. Do I want to just finish the job or do I want massacre a hamlet?
The horses aren't breeding the next generation of fighters. Done is done.
policemedic
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I’ll take the duck, every time. Sure, it’s bigger but it’s only one enemy that can execute one strategy with one set of anatomical weapons. They have smaller brains than horses, so the big feathery bastard should be stupider than the horses. Since ducks can fly, their mass will be less which is helpful to me as well.
Horses are smart and they are herd animals. They can work in concert, and are very muscular animals. True, these horses are smaller but no one can watch a hundred attackers at once. Gulliver’s Travels, anyone? Who is to say they can’t organize into a consolidated force and act in concert to execute tactics? Hell, they’ve got the equivalent of two reinforced platoons.
Besides, at the end of the day I’d rather eat duck than horse.
Horses are smart and they are herd animals. They can work in concert, and are very muscular animals. True, these horses are smaller but no one can watch a hundred attackers at once. Gulliver’s Travels, anyone? Who is to say they can’t organize into a consolidated force and act in concert to execute tactics? Hell, they’ve got the equivalent of two reinforced platoons.
Besides, at the end of the day I’d rather eat duck than horse.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have big feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
It's Ying and Yang. Look it up.
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have big feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
It's Ying and Yang. Look it up.
This is a valuable exercise in tactical judgement given the threat posed to our society by midget horses and gigantic ducks.
The assumption is always that they are focused on attacking us but this is not in their nature nor is it mentioned in the brief, so I ask...who is the bad guy here? I propose it is us, man, for inciting these animals into fighting.
Is it not the Law of Nature that the strong survive? Who is to say that we shouldn't disrupt that process and forfeit our rightful place as the most dominant species?
Death to all miniature horses and abnormally large ducks.
Are we not already top of the food chain!
Topkick
Verified Military
As long as you stay out of the water.
ThunderHorse
Verified Military
You get bit by the duck you are fucked...bit by the little horses and it might sting.
This, but weighing best part of a tonne and being 8 foot high. Anyone wanting to fight a horse sized duck is off their meds.
Kraut783
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I voted a horse sized duck....then thought...
The horse is basically a land based animal....
The duck can attack on the land, be amphibious and airborne...like a SEAL, but no book deal.
The horse is basically a land based animal....
The duck can attack on the land, be amphibious and airborne...like a SEAL, but no book deal.
policemedic
Verified SWAT
Just because the duck is tall doesn’t mean he’ll weigh what a horse would. Hollow bones and all.
Besides, that Russian deserved it
SpongeBob*24
Verified Military
Prison rules apply... no one's gonna remember the guy who took out 100 small horses....but the guy who took out the big duck....he'll be talked about for generations.
I'd teach the duck to crap on command, and then turn it loose on those I hate.
runninrunninrunnin
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Anyone else think about trapping the duck sized horses. Then breed them and overtake the small pet market.
But then again... Horse sized duck is basically a dragon.
But then again... Horse sized duck is basically a dragon.
A lariat, roll of 100mph tape, bic lighter and that stupid sized duck is fucking dinner.
I would call Dana White and see if he could promote a fight between Conor MacGregor and the gigantic duck and the tiny horse herd in Las Vegas. There would be lots of smack talk and excitement and bookmaking. Then the fight would happen and the horses and the duck would beat the living crap out of Conor in the first round.
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