Tiger Goosebark, Signing On.

[SpitfireV]

If you look for the edge first before running at it I'm sure you'll have better results.

 

[QC]

They're all brown rice eating homos TG, how the fuckareya?

 

[TLDR20]

How do I survive on this forum and not irritate anyone or is it just something that's going to happen because I'm such a "likable" guy?

You have already failed this station and have irritated me to no end in only 27 posts.

 

[Marauder06]

You have already failed this station and have irritated me to no end in only 27 posts.

Record!

Tiger, I think you know what you need to do.

 

[pardus]

How do I survive on this forum and not irritate anyone or is it just something that's going to happen because I'm such a "likable" guy?

Howdy.
Name's Pardus, I'm a Mod, the asshole Mod to be precise.
I also happen to be a 68W every now and then.

Ive been reading through your posts as you have come to my attention.

I'm was going to give you some 'advice' that included but wasn't limited to the words/acronyms 'STFU, cunt, WTF and asshole'.
But, I was just looking at some tits and am in a temporarily good mood, so...

READ MORE, POST LESS!

You've already been advised by someone you should be clamoring to learn from to sit back and get a feel for this board.
Trust me, SS can be a huge asset or a significant enemy in the profession you have chosen.

Think about that.

You're on my radar now. That doesn't mean I'm out to 'get' you, it means when you trip on your own stupidity and look up, you'll probably see me above you with an evil grin on my face.

I hope you become a productive member of this board and your behaviour thus far will be looked back at by all with humor in the future.

Capiche?