US Army Airborne

[Ravage]

"Travel to the Army's paratrooper factory at Fort Benning, and to Fort Polk for the largest laser tag exercise in the country. Programs like these forge the crack 101st Airborne Division, one of the toughest units of skydiving soldiers on the planet."

 

[AWP]

"Travel to the Army's paratrooper factory at Fort Benning, and to Fort Polk for the largest laser tag exercise in the country. Programs like these forge the crack 101st Airborne Division, one of the toughest units of skydiving soldiers on the planet."

Let me use this formula for other units and activities

Travel to the Navy's sea commando factory in Coronado, California, and to Virgina Beach for the largest water polo match in the country. Programs like these forge the crack Navy SEALs, one of the toughest units of scuba diving sailors on the planet.

Travel to the Air Force's paramedic factory at Lackland Air Force base, and to Kirtland Air Force Base for the largest bandaid symposium in the country. Programs like these forge the crack PJ's, one of the toughest units of dudes and bronies on the planet.

If it's on TV, it's probably stupid and incorrect.

 

[Ravage]

Oh come on, it's from the 90's

 

[Muppet]

For fucking christ sake. Skydiving soldiers?

F.M.

 

[DA SWO]

Skydiving Soldiers, what's erroneous about that? They are talking about the 101st, not like that's a real Airborne Division or anything.