Virginia vs Florida

[Frank S.]

Back in the day, about a year after I invaded the US, a story amused me greatly: in Manassas,VA, a former Marine named John Wayne Bobbitt pissed off his wife to the point she cut off his Johnson and threw it out her car window.
After the Police brought a Cocker Spaniel to find the lost member, the two (man and dick) were reunited and it felt so good. He was born in Niagara, New York,which sound oddly like, well...
Anyway, he went on to perform in porn movies like "John Wayne Bobbitt: uncut" and I believe "Frankencock".
@Oo-Rah and @Ocoka, this one's for you:

 

[Dame]

Lordy. You know where he ended up right?

And I'm only gonna admit this because, well, vodka. But he was recently in my "Matches for this week" in an online dating site.
Yeah.
Sooooo ready to quit looking.

 

[Deleted member 11415]

in Manassas,VA, a former Marine named John Wayne Bobbitt pissed off his wife to the point she cut off his Johnson and threw it out her car window.

I remember when Lorena Bobbitt did that. We covered it in current events in school- The woman who chucked John Wayne Bobbitt's dick out her window, off the road.

 

[BloodStripe]

In tune to The Lion Sleeps Tonight:

In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorena grabs a knife.
In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, Lorena chops it off.
A weenie wack, a weenie whack, a weenie wack