Formerly Known as Freefalling
- Sep 8, 2006
- Not Afghanistan
What in the chicken-fried fuck is going on there?
A whole lot of Florida.What in the chicken-fried fuck is going on there?
I could say that's why I left Florida (among other reasons) but then again I moved to Idaho where the Legislature (which is dominated by part of "fiscal responsiblity"_ created a slush fund to pay millions of dollars for private lawyers to fight (and lose) court battles over laws that the state's attorney general warned them wouldn't stand up in court. He was right, but got defeated in the primary by a guy who promised to fight even more of those Quixotic court battles.A whole lot of Florida.
He said Ortiz’s girlfriend jumped into the water with the anchor while trying to anchor the boat in the middle of the lake.
The rope that was secured to the anchor was not secured to the boat for some reason, Judd said.
Boat rentals. Big mistake. There’s a shitload to learn about boat-handling, navigation, channel markers, safety, no-wake zones, emergency procedures, right-of-ways etc that nobody bothers to explain to dumbass land-lubber first time boat renters. That’s why they sink or drown or both.
But given that this is Florida, let me also add that we have our share of morons who own their vessels and still do dumbass land-lubber shit like take a 17-foot open fisherman 30 miles offshore with a weather front coming and find out the hard way that there can be 15-20 foot swells in the Gulf of Mexico…higher in the ocean.
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