Oh Florida.....

[Ooh-Rah]

Heh, Florida is a really crazy state. I somehow lived there for a couple of months when I worked at <NOPE>. But besides the madness of the locals, there is really beautiful nature and this is a great place for diving. I'm sorry I had to leave.

Hi welcome to ShadowSpear and thanks for posting a link to your business.

And now...buh-bye.

 

[BloodStripe]

Lowe’s employees hacked payroll data and stole paychecks, Florida deputies say

Finally a half way smart Florida person. They got caught so it's only half way.

 

[AWP]

Just a nice little roll-up for Florida Man in 2020.

Top 10 Florida Man Stories Of 2020

A couple of these are pretty sick to be honest.

 

[Blizzard]

Burglary itself isn't so unusual but the manner of death is fitting enough for a FL story:
Florida burglar climbing into home killed by falling window, sheriff says

 

[Locksteady]

Burglary itself isn't so unusual but the manner of death is fitting enough for a FL story:
Florida burglar climbing into home killed by falling window, sheriff says

Wow.

That's some instant karma meets final destination ish right there.

 

[BloodStripe]

Burglary itself isn't so unusual but the manner of death is fitting enough for a FL story:
Florida burglar climbing into home killed by falling window, sheriff says

As soon as I saw that headline this morning on the local news I said that has to be Florida.

 

[compforce]

Because this thread deserves to continue, let's get caught up...

 

[Marauder06]

Naked machete-wielding Florida man tries to rob victim of clothing

Naked machete-wielding Florida man tries to rob victim of clothing

^the headline isn't even the weirdest part of the story​

 

[AWP]

I don’t own a machete.

 

[Marauder06]

I don’t own a machete.

Well I mean not anymore...

As he began complying, Wright suddenly hurled the machete at him — along with a handful of palmetto berries.

The weapon bounced off of the victim’s chest and he avoided injury, deputies said.

Still nude, Wright sprinted off and hopped into his white Dodge Challenger and fled the scene.

I didn't know your middle name was "Wright."

 

[Gunz]

I put my machete in my pants and lost my palmetto berries.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

I immediately assume this is the I-4 corridor

ETA: read the article. Volusia county. Goddam I’m good.

 

[AWP]

I immediately assume this is the I-4 corridor

ETA: read the article. Volusia county. Goddam I’m good.

Volusia and Polk counties are always good for some laughs.

 

[Gunz]

Grady Judd, Polk County Sheriff. Best sheriff ever.

 

[Marauder06]

Fayetteville trying to give Florida Man a run for his money:

North Carolina man sentenced to 40 years for running drug trafficking operation out of daycare

 

[Devildoc]

Fayetteville trying to give Florida Man a run for his money:

North Carolina man sentenced to 40 years for running drug trafficking operation out of daycare

Fayetteville is just North Florida...

 

[AWP]

Some MSG at COSCOM had their competition taken off the street.

 

[RackMaster]

Florida Man exported to Jonestown, Pennsylvania.

His emotional support animal is an alligator and they sleep in same bed

 

[AWP]

Florida Man exported to Jonestown, Pennsylvania.

His emotional support animal is an alligator and they sleep in same bed

We’ll see this guy in future stories.

 

[Marauder06]

"tail-gatoring"