Oh Florida.....

Heh, Florida is a really crazy state. I somehow lived there for a couple of months when I worked at <NOPE>. But besides the madness of the locals, there is really beautiful nature and this is a great place for diving. I'm sorry I had to leave.
Hi welcome to ShadowSpear and thanks for posting a link to your business.

And now...buh-bye.
I don’t own a machete.
Well I mean not anymore...

As he began complying, Wright suddenly hurled the machete at him — along with a handful of palmetto berries.

The weapon bounced off of the victim’s chest and he avoided injury, deputies said.

Still nude, Wright sprinted off and hopped into his white Dodge Challenger and fled the scene.

I didn't know your middle name was "Wright."