Works on cats...
Oh Florida.....
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Would Tabasco flavored peanut butter be too ambitious?
Hmmm
Florida man is stepping up to murder.
Man stabs, kills pro-Trump boss, drapes American flag over him, deputies say
Man stabs, kills pro-Trump boss, drapes American flag over him, deputies say
I would not want to be stabbed with a trowel.
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Picky, picky.
Devildoc
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Florida man, meet Massachusetts woman:
Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports
Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports
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Her booking photo is a classic.
My dad was a bricklayers, trowels are fucking sharp.
Doc scuttlebutt was we had a "Phantom Shitter" on the USS Shreveport. Allegedly did a dump on the helo flight deck...and in various other locations. A sailor, of course, supposedly big and hairy, like Saquatch...
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Devildoc
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The phantom shitter is naval lore; apparently there is one on every naval ship that can launch an aircraft. I heard about it on one of the floats, but I assumed it was just urban legend.
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Florida man accused of pointing lasers at landing planes, injuring a pilot
Florida man accused of pointing lasers at landing planes, injuring a pilot
Should we start hyphenating this? Florida-man accused of ...?
The warning label on laser said ‘Never aim at aircraft.’ Florida-man ignored it, cops say.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226415525.html
Florida man accused of pointing lasers at landing planes, injuring a pilot
Should we start hyphenating this? Florida-man accused of ...?
ETA: Is this a seasonal thing? This is from February 2019:A man in Florida is facing multiple charges after allegedly pointing a laser at planes trying to land at Sarasota-Bradenton International Airport, injuring a pilot.
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Charlie Chapman Jr., 41, was arrested on Wednesday after he was caught on camera aiming a laser pointer toward planes four times. When a sheriff's helicopter tried to locate Chapman, he pointed a laser at them.
When authorities made contact with Chapman, "he grabbed a hammer and made a striking motion towards the deputies," prompting officers to deploy a taser on him. Chapman was taken to a hospital. He was later released and taken to jail, the sheriff's office said.
The warning label on laser said ‘Never aim at aircraft.’ Florida-man ignored it, cops say.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226415525.html
Floats, bobbers & sinkers...who knew?
And here we have the Floridian with highest level of honesty.
Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’
Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’
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Why CNN is fake news. Florida dems apparently party...
Context w/pictures of hotel room (it gets worse):
Inside hotel room where Andrew Gillum was found with male escort
Context w/pictures of hotel room (it gets worse):
Inside hotel room where Andrew Gillum was found with male escort
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Please don’t ruin this thread with.... what we will call... “your stuff.” This isn’t the politics thread.
This is the meth thread.
This is the bestiality thread.
This is the meth and bestiality thread.
This... is the... Florida thread.
Not the “I wake up at 0600 and start ranting about the DEMO-CRAPS and the DEEP STATE” thread....Forreal man.
Pro tip- delete the first half of the post, and just post the former candidate getting porked by a male hooker. That’s funny, and very Florida. Drug abuse? Yes. Extreme sexual behavior? Yep. Person indulging is a politician? Got it. Very Florida- post would have been a 7/10 Florida post. Or it could have been...
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Enjoy the schadenfreude too much to make edit's (other than grammar).
If you go through the article gallery there's plenty of other pics to include baggies of meth, blood pressure cuff, injectable liquid, and god knows what on the kitchen table. No bestiality though... figured the poop and vomit covered sheets, pillow, and towels in conjunction with everything else was Florida enough.
Edit: Just noticed there's a disco party light under a bottle of coke.
(not grammar related but funny)
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Even though they aren't from Florida, this is worthy.
Spirit airline employees battered in violent brawl over delayed flight
Spirit airline employees battered in violent brawl over delayed flight
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Spirit is the Greyhound Bus of the sky.
