Oh Florida.....

[Deleted member 2517]

The Morning After, when we come to terms with the meth we’ve smoked, endangered species we molested, and hookers we killed.

 

[RackMaster]

The Morning After, when we come to terms with the meth we’ve smoked, endangered species we molested, and hookers we killed.
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Part of me misses partying like that. Then the old and tired part reminds me it's bedtime. lol

 

[SpongeBob*24]

The Morning After, when we come to terms with the meth we’ve smoked, endangered species we molested, and hookers we killed.
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@DasBoot Who's carrying you?

 

[AWP]

It looks like every dime from 15 years of contracting is going towards bail and we mos def will have to surrender our passports.

 

[GOTWA]

It looks like every dime from 15 years of contracting is going towards bail and we mos def will have to surrender our passports.

That's nothing but a hiccup.

 

[racing_kitty]

It looks like every dime from 15 years of contracting is going towards bail and we mos def will have to surrender our passports.

The fact that bail would even be set is a sign that I wasn’t at that party.

 

[Gunz]

The fact that bail would even be set is a sign that I wasn’t at that party.

There's that....and it ain't a party unless you're tased twice...in the face.

 

[LibraryLady]

Part of me misses partying like that. Then the old and tired part reminds me it's bedtime. lol

Bah... You're too young to feel that way... Crippled up? Yes...

LoL

LL

 

[RackMaster]

Bah... You're too young to feel that way... Crippled up? Yes...

LoL

LL

Maybe once the kids are a little more self sufficient, I'll have more energy. lol

 

[LibraryLady]

Maybe once the kids are a little more self sufficient, I'll have more energy. lol

Yup, forgot that one, Dad-ness can make you feel that way. From what I've been told.

LL

 

[AWP]

Crocodiles are endangered? Let's raise them where they are protected from man...

...next to a nuclear power plant.

American crocodiles thriving outside nuclear plant

Florida Man, now with Science!

 

[digrar]

That's a piss poor excuse for a salt water crocodile, a bit of nuc therapy might help it not get laughed at by the other considerably more bitey salties.

On the upside, they'd be a nice little deterrent, providing security against eco warrior activists and what not.

 

[Kaldak]

Florida man strikes again...

Florida man says he smashed car windows because ‘Trump owes me 1 trillion dollars’

 

[Centermass]

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars

The catapult was five feet high and weighed over 50 pounds. It could launch diapers a quarter of a mile.

In total the man launched 63 filled diapers at moving cars. The man was arrested and is waiting trail for endangering the public and assault with a deadly weapon. He faces up to life in prison.

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars - The Stonk Market

 

[Gunz]

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars

The catapult was five feet high and weighed over 50 pounds. It could launch diapers a quarter of a mile.

In total the man launched 63 filled diapers at moving cars. The man was arrested and is waiting trail for endangering the public and assault with a deadly weapon. He faces up to life in prison.

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars - The Stonk Market

A diaper catapult has a max range of 100 meters, at best. So, no, I call bullshit.

 

[Totentanz]

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars

The catapult was five feet high and weighed over 50 pounds. It could launch diapers a quarter of a mile.

In total the man launched 63 filled diapers at moving cars. The man was arrested and is waiting trail for endangering the public and assault with a deadly weapon. He faces up to life in prison.

Florida man arrested for launching filled diapers from catapult at moving cars - The Stonk Market

 

[LibraryLady]

A diaper catapult has a max range of 100 meters, at best. So, no, I call bullshit.

Sounds like a man with experience... Where do you live?

LL

 

[RackMaster]

A diaper catapult has a max range of 100 meters, at best. So, no, I call bullshit.

I have an excess of diapers lately, I may give it a try.

 

[Box]

Make jokes about crocodiles living next to a nuclear plant - its funny now but we all know what comes next..................................

 

[AWP]

You beat me to it.