Oh Florida.....

[Blizzard]

Spirit is the Greyhound Bus of the sky.

 

[Deleted member 11415]

This is so validating . I have not flown Spirit, but I did book a Spirit flight for someone else to fly, and boy, was that a mess. It was delayed for 12 hours, in 90 minute increments.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[AWP]

Another felon, another case of the police taking a thug off the street, another case of Florida Man.

Only FM is the officers.

Video shows Key West police officers handcuff, arrest 8-year-old boy

Police body cam footage shows an officer trying to handcuff a crying 8-year-old boy reportedly with special needs who attends Gerald Adams Elementary School in Key West.

The handcuffs are too big for the 3-foot-5, 64-pound boy, but he is taken into custody none the less.

The child was accused, according to the arrest report, of punching a teacher in the chest after being reprimanded for not sitting correctly in the cafeteria during lunch.

Officers charged the 8-year-old with felony battery.

 

[Dame]

Another felon, another case of the police taking a thug off the street, another case of Florida Man.

Only FM is the officers.

Video shows Key West police officers handcuff, arrest 8-year-old boy

Goddammitall.
I need to make some calls.

 

[AWP]

Goddammitall.
I need to make some calls.

Those usually end poorly for someone else...

 

[Dame]

Cops violated rights of 8-year-old arrested at elementary school, lawsuit alleges
Smart parents.

 

[compforce]

Cops: Woman Beat Father Over His Flatulence

 

[AWP]

Other states do... Florida things, but make no mistake, FL is the Alpha and Omega. All y'all need to bow down, kiss the ring, and recognize.

 

[RackMaster]

This is Facebook but two guys stole a utility pole, strapped it to the roof of their SUV and drove around town.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1630084243732466&id=152264798181092

 

[racing_kitty]

This is Facebook but two guys stole a utility pole, strapped it to the roof of their SUV and drove around town.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1630084243732466&id=152264798181092

Meth makes you able to do anything....



Except exercise common fucking sense. Guess the kids in their trailer park needed something new to climb on.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

That's all methed up man...

 

[AWP]

I have what surely must be a great idea!

Nominate a new state song for the wonderous place known as "Florida."

 

[compforce]

I have what surely must be a great idea!

Nominate a new state song for the wonderous place known as "Florida."

There's only one candidate...

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Florida level 3001

 

[AWP]

Florida Man and his Florida Truck do Florida things.

Polk suspect's attempt at fleeing comes to a halt after pickup truck partially lands on cruiser

Quote of the day from Polk Country Sheriff's Office:

"Austin's getaway truck was finished, but Austin was not. He got out and ran as a K9 team pursued," the sheriff's office post read." Suddenly, it struck Austin. Not that he was making things worse by fleeing from the popo. What struck him was two prongs from another deputy's Taser that stopped him like....well, like a pickup truck that ran into steel cables."

 

[Blizzard]

Could this go in the political thread? Meh, no...this guy took care of political yard signs in a manner fitting of a Floridian:
Police: Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs

 

[Blizzard]

I'm not clever enough to come up with a good Tiger King/Carol Baskin reference, so you'll need to do that on your own:
Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with big cat

 

[Locksteady]

I'm not clever enough to come up with a good Tiger King/Carol Baskin reference, so you'll need to do that on your own:
Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with big cat

To the leopard's defense, s/he was told to go full contact.

 

[joshbarl]

Heh, Florida is a really crazy state. I somehow lived there for a couple of months when I worked at <NOPE> But besides the madness of the locals, there is really beautiful nature and this is a great place for diving. I'm sorry I had to leave.