Not Work Safe YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING!!!!!!!!!

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SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME ORANGE BLOSSOM, MONDAY'S HERE!!!!!! LET'S BE HONEST, WE HAD A PRETTY SHITTY WEEKEND, AND THE WORLD'S A PRETTY SHITTY PLACE, BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO TURN YOUR BACK ON THE DAY YOU NEED THE MOSTEST! MONDAY HITS HARDER THAN A WOMAN KICKING YOUR EAR!!111!!!!!! MONDAY'S A PITCHER OF MOONSHINE IN THE DESERT!!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY INFECTS YOUR SOUL LIKE A BRITNEY SPEARS SONG!!!!!! HIT ME MONDAY, ONE MORE TIME!!!! !!!!!!!!

MONDAY'S YOUR CALENDAR'S ORGASM, SO GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM YOUR "O" FACE!!!!! TUESDAY MAY BE OUR FOREIGN POLICY IN THE MID EAST, BUT MONDAY'S OUR FOREIGN POLICY IN JAPAN!!!!!!!!! IN 1945!!!! THAT'S WHEN WE DROPPED TWO ATOMIC BOMBS AND COULD YOU PLEASE READ A BOOK SO I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOUR IGNORANT ASS!!!!????!!!!!!

EVEN RIP-ITS DRINK MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! GO OUT THERE AND GACY THE WEEK: COLLECT THE MONDAYS AND BURY THEM IN A CRAWLSPACE!!!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Freefalling said:
IF BEING HIGH ON MONDAY IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE RECORD, MONDAY ISN'T DETECTED BY A DRUG TEST, SO GET OUT THERE AND SNORT A LINE OF MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've had 3 lines of MONDAY so far and MONDAY isn't over yet.... so chew on that.... your MONDAY is now gone, or very close to gone... I still have 8 hours left in MONDAY.
 
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YOU KNOW ONLY TIME AND DISTANCE WILL CALM THE SPIRITS, BUT MOSTLY DISTANCE REALLY, AFTER THEY REALIZED WHAT YOU DID AT THAT PARTY. IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU BELIEVED RIDICULE KILLS, AND WHEN FACED WITH A BROKEN TOILET AFTER RELEASING THE BROWN SEWER TROUTS WITH NOWHERE TO GO, YOU CHOSE TO FISH THEM OUT AND STUFF THEM IN YOUR POCKETS RATHER THAN LET THE IMPATIENT POUNDING AT THE DOOR EXCLAIM YOU'D DROPPED FLOATERS.
BUT YOUR DATE HAD TO COZY UP AND DANCE AND GRIND AND PUT HER HANDS, HER GODDAMNED HANDS IN THERE AND SAY IT AND ASK IS THIS... "IS THIS SHIT?!?"
AND ALL OF THEM ONE BY ONE, TURNING AND ASKING "SHIT? BUT NO ONE SAID ANYTHING!" AS THOUGH THE SECOND COMING WAS THE SECOND SHITTING.

So.


Did you relax on the plane out? Or are you still fluttering?

Ha.
Ha! Ha. Hoo! Hee! Ha..
 
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