2018 Winter Olympics Thread

[Ooh-Rah]

FAKE NEWS???

The Internet is saying Canada lost to Germany in men’s hockey.

LOL - obviously that could have never happened, Canada has too much pride to lose a hockey game to the land of strudel cakes.

I’ll keep “refreshing”, like I’m sure @RackMaster is doing now, and wait for the correction. Which I’m certain will be arriving directly.

 

[Gunz]

Just reposted that she will carry the flag during closing ceremonies.

She can put the flag on my pole any day.

 

[CDG]

I'd eat some fries out of her beaver. Or, wait, what was the deal with the beaver fries? Is that not what that is?

 

[Gunz]

Frites de castor...literally, Fries of the Beaver.

Right now I'm watching Eve Muirhead and the British women's curling team take on a Sweden....Eve Muirhead could curl my stones any day.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Mens big air...5 x 360.......


Looks like we get Silver!!!!!!!

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Poor Canada.




I guess nice guys really do finish last!

 

[Blizzard]

Holy moly, eh!...Canadians need to be on high alert. After both hockey teams and the curling lose, a revolt must be imminent.

 

[Poccington]

Ivanka Trump arrived in Pyongyang and she would get it with the quickness. What a well put together woman.

The US won the mens curling... What a sport!

 

[SpitfireV]

we don't want cricket matches.
.

Woah woah woah woah. You just watch it.

Youuuu just waaaaatch it.

 

[RackMaster]

Poor Canada.




I guess nice guys really do finish last!

This is brutal. At least we were on the podium. After watching both men's, women's hockey and curling; they got into their heads and choked.

At least overall we're going to have an all time medal count record.

 

[Blizzard]

Team U.S.A.? More Like Team Minnesota

@Ooh-Rah

 

[Chopstick]

Oh my!

Germany issues ‘travel advisory’ after beating Canada in 2018 Winter Olympics hockey

Shortly after Canada’s loss, the German Foreign Office, based in Berlin, tweeted a “travel warning” for Germans in Canada, urging them to “hug” a Canadian. “Travel advisory: Germans in Canada should exercise a high degree of empathy. Be nice, don’t gloat, give hugs, buy rounds of hot chocolate. Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer,” reads the tweet.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Team U.S.A.? More Like Team Minnesota

@Ooh-Rah

A good friend of mine in Virginia, MN curls with those dudes every week. He was texting them most of the morning and says he expects to see them wearing their medals to the bar next week. Dudes will never have to buy a beer again!

 

[AWP]

Oh my!

Germany issues ‘travel advisory’ after beating Canada in 2018 Winter Olympics hockey

Germany's last travel advisory concerning the Canadians was Juno Beach....

 

[RackMaster]

Germany's last travel advisory concerning the Canadians was Juno Beach....

And just like that one, if they aren't careful; this could end with a lot of dead Germans.

 

[DocIllinois]

When you don't have Ryan Lochte and a gas station around...

Canadian Olympic Athlete And Coach Apologize After Drunken Joyride Arrest

"A Canadian athlete, his wife and his trainer were detained by South Korean police after drunkenly driving off in an unoccupied, idling car in Pyeongchang on Saturday, according to Reuters. Local press reported that the car was a pink Hummer."

 

[SpongeBob*24]

They are innocent.....that thing was a transformer!!!

 

[Red Flag 1]

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[SpitfireV]

We will still get Gold...

We'll see.

Ahem.

 

[RackMaster]

Ahem.

Honestly, I don't give a shit. I care less about hockey than I do you.