Not Work Safe .

[Muppet]

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[AWP]

Hm. I wonder what The Poors are driving these days. ;)

A white Toyota Corolla and a W on the scoreboard.

(I'm on a roll lately)

 

[GOTWA]

That's why I live two blocks from a Junior High.

Wait...

Only because you were evicted from Camp Vance.

 

[AWP]

Only because you were evicted from Camp Vance.

What?

 

[GOTWA]

@AWP You had to move stateside because the war ended.

 

[AWP]

@AWP You had to move stateside because the war ended.

No, I moved stateside before Afghanistan ended and had only visited Vance once. I could still work CENTCOM stuff, but declined because fuck moving to South Carolina.

 

[757]

https://x.com/swannmarcus89/status/1702902827591279057?s=46&t=J75BPlj0c1KawbqgI9aPug

 

[AWP]

Lauren Boebert is plain white trash.

Lauren, if you're reading this, call me. You're my people and I'm sure we can find time together. I grew up in the swamps of North Florida, so I know we have a lot in common. Call me. Please. On God. No cap.

 

[DA SWO]

Lauren Boebert is plain white trash.

Lauren, if you're reading this, call me. You're my people and I'm sure we can find time together. I grew up in the swamps of North Florida, so I know we have a lot in common. Call me. Please. On God. No cap.

You'd do her if you were single.
Psyco sex is awesome, or so a friend told me...

 

[Muppet]

https://m.facebook.com/reel/1038723540809077/

Wait for it! My wife is hysterical...

 

[AWP]

You'd do her if you were single.
Psyco sex is awesome, or so a friend told me...

I would, but that’s about all.

 

[Topkick]

I would, but that’s about all.

Apparently she's bipartisan when its time to get down to business..
Rep. Lauren Boebert’s ‘mystery man’ is a Democrat who owns a Colorado bar: report

 

[Kaldak]

Apparently she's bipartisan when its time to get down to business..
Rep. Lauren Boebert’s ‘mystery man’ is a Democrat who owns a Colorado bar: report

She's a grandmother?

The grandmother of one and mother to four boys caused at least three disturbances with Gallagher...

 

[AWP]

I'm in it for the glasses and the boobs.

Lauren, the FBI has my number. 904-553-LetsFuckingGo.

 

[Muppet]

I'm in it for the glasses and the boobs.

Lauren, the FBI has my number. 904-553-LetsFuckingGo.

I thought your number was, 867-5309? No?

 

[AWP]

I thought your number was, 867-5309? No?

That's the recovery number for my OnlyFans account.

 

[Box]

You I'm in it for the glasses and the boobs.

Lauren, the FBI has my number. 904-553-LetsFuckingGo.

Would you be willing to throw some cards over her ??

Straight poker - best 3 out of 5 hands gets first dibbs

 

[AWP]

Would you be willing to throw some cards over her ??

Straight poker - best 3 out of 5 hands gets first dibbs

Start dealing.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[Blizzard]

Lauren Boebert is plain white trash.

Lauren, if you're reading this, call me. You're my people and I'm sure we can find time together. I grew up in the swamps of North Florida, so I know we have a lot in common. Call me. Please. On God. No cap.

Did that dipshit get her GED yet?

I know no one is interested in her IQ, but still...