Ok, here me out. We all pitch in and we start the SS Navy... well maybe we work on the name.
I am a good swimmer - but I don't have the appropriate pirate attire.
If Miklos Horthy were alive, I'm sure he'd approve.I'm in if there's pirate outfits.
I don't know anything about boats but pretty confident I can be Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska (State of Nebraska Admiralship). Given the thread on Navy mishaps, seems I may be well qualified.
"But hear me out, would you rather...."