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[AWP]

My favorite conspiracy theory right now is that Argentina and the UK will start a war over the Falklands to distract their nations from the shit going on in their countries.

 

[RackMaster]

It's like Oprah handing out wars to everyone.

 

[Devildoc]

My favorite conspiracy theory right now is that Argentina and the UK will start a war over the Falklands to distract their nations from the shit going on in their countries.

Funny enough, not the strangest thing I've heard. That's what we need... "a splendid little war." I'm down.

 

[“The Old Man”]

I’m sorry… what?

Macron’s wife admits her mind was 'a mess’ when she dated her high school aged ex-pupil

The President of France is 25 years younger than his wife. According to the article, she was his teacher at a Christian school and they started banging when he was 15.

 

[Devildoc]

I’m sorry… what?

Macron’s wife admits her mind was 'a mess’ when she dated her high school aged ex-pupil

The President of France is 25 years younger than his wife. According to the article, she was his teacher at a Christian school and they started banging when he was 15.

Most of my HS teachers looked like the female gym teacher in Porky's:



I mean, all of the ethical and moral issues aside, if she was hot and he was willing and able... what young lad doesn't have some sort of daydream about that?

 

[Blizzard]

Old...but still amazing. What a time to be alive (NSFW):

https://twitter.com/x/status/1726309265126858827

 

[Devildoc]

My Monday...

 

[Kraut783]

My Monday...

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I feel you Devildoc....hate lync calls

 

[Devildoc]

 

[Gunz]

Fucking Arby's roast beef, I mean, the scallywag I fucked in high-school that cheated on me when I was deployed.

Just be glad it wasn't Long John Silvers.

 

[Blizzard]

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That may've been one of the true hidden drivers behind the war. I'm fighting on the side that says don't bring that shit anywhere near my stake. It's as noble a cause as any.

 

[Blizzard]

^
that should read "steak", not "stake" -- how is autocorrect still such a problem?!

And while we're at it, line up any of these so called "scientists" against the wall as well.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1727013365237567939

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Don't mind me, just poking my aquatic leg brethren.

 

[Muppet]

Don't mind me, just poking my aquatic leg brethren.

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Soul bruddra too beau coup!

 

[Blizzard]

Ozzy and Sharon with, hands down, the worst rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" ever...and it's not even close. Can't believe I never saw this before, but clearly there's a reason why - Oof:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1727063898480922759

 

[Muppet]

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Guilty

 

[CQB]

Brainfry…yep, brainfry

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[Ooh-Rah]

Brainfry…yep, brainfry

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“Dot thread” or not, I do feel compelled to point out that as dumb as a bag of rocks that she is, this is done with AI and not her actually talking.

 

[LUP]

No shit! Well shoot, but I’m actually glad that firstly you can see it as I can’t after I posted it & full marks for calling it, I had no idea.