@Muppet , true story time. When I was in college I lived in a suite, four two-person rooms and a common bathroom. One of the guys who lived in our suite had a deaf girlfriend, and the noises she made when they would have sex were HI-lareous. The rest of us would just die every time. My roommate recorded it and we would play that all the time.
One day I made a comment about Marlee Matlin having sex, including my take on how it sounded. Those present at the time still bring it up some 25-ish years later.
To be fair, I'd happily cause those sounds if given the chance.
I think the point here in my hangover morning is: I'm an asshole and I need water.