An Officer Hates Nickelback So Much He Banned It From His Command Post

[RackMaster]

Hahaha if only @AWP was still in uniform, I'd swear it was him.

An Officer Hates Nickelback So Much He Banned It From His Command Post

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Meh.

Nickleback is going to come full circle for me. It seems hating them is the 'in' thing, but truth be told, their music is pretty catchy and their lyrics make me laugh. In fact I'm going to see them in concert this August at the MN State Fair.

If Metallica keeps fucking around and doing shitty groupings with Bob Dylan, and Lady Gaga, they are going to be my Nickleback. I about lost my dinner when I saw on Twitter that following the band for the Grammy's was under Metaliga.

 

[ShadowSpear]

How dare they ban Slipknot....

 

[Totentanz]

Nickleback is going to come full circle for me. It seems hating them is the 'in' thing, but truth be told, their music is pretty catchy and their lyrics make me laugh. In fact I'm going to see them in concert this August at the MN State Fair.

I think we may need to start planning Ooh-rah's intervention...

 

[Red Flag 1]

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[Totentanz]

I'd let it go for a while then I would write an edict regarding the effects of music on patients awake and "sleeping" in the operating rooms. There are enough studies out there to support my take, and I just shut everyone down.

Just out of curiosity, what were the findings of these studies?

 

[Red Flag 1]

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[AWP]

I think we may need to start planning Ooh-rah's intervention...

I think you meant to type "banning" instead of "intervention."

Korn and Slipknot? Someone put those groups in with Nickelshit and Creed? The dude's infantry and banned Slipknot? Banning music is now officer business?

So much fail, so little time.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

STOP HATING ME AND THE GREATNESS THAT NICKLEBACK IS!!!!

Now sing bitches, sing the song of Rock stars!!!

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

 

[Totentanz]

I think you meant to type "banning" instead of "intervention."

Korn and Slipknot? Someone put those groups in with Nickelshit and Creed? The dude's infantry and banned Slipknot? Banning music is now officer business?

So much fail, so little time.

Agree with the rest, but I think there's still hope for a wayward Marine. Just because he's curious and experimenting doesn't mean he'll be like this forever.

Edit: Just saw his last post. Drop the hammer.

 

[AWP]

A vote for Nickelback is a vote for burned popcorn, pedophilia, the Dallas Cowboys, voting Democrat, the 18th Amendment, Pakistan, Pokemon, Jane Fonda, the Clintons, cancer, killing a pot of coffee and not making another....

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Join me! Join me!

 

[Ooh-Rah]

A vote for Nickelback is a vote for <snip> killing a pot of coffee and not making another....

Hey now! I'm just having fun, there is no reason to take this thread to that level!!!

 

[Viper1]

Infantry officer banning Korn and Slipknot. I'm at a loss for words. :wall:

 

[Kraut783]

"you kill the joe, you gotta make som'ore"

 

[Kraut783]

Start at 00:15

 

[Gunz]

STOP HATING ME AND THE GREATNESS THAT NICKLEBACK IS!!!!

Now sing bitches, sing the song of Rock stars!!!

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Who are you and what have you done to Ooh Rah?

 

[Blizzard]

Meh.

Nickleback is going to come full circle for me. It seems hating them is the 'in' thing, but truth be told, their music is pretty catchy and their lyrics make me laugh. In fact I'm going to see them in concert this August at the MN State Fair.

If Metallica keeps fucking around and doing shitty groupings with Bob Dylan, and Lady Gaga, they are going to be my Nickleback. I about lost my dinner when I saw on Twitter that following the band for the Grammy's was under Metaliga.

The Metallica train left the station a long time ago for me. They're a shell of their former selves and it started with Burton's death. The last album worth listening to was the Black album. With Lars being the douche that he is, they now have the same effect on me as Nickelback has to others in this thread. I haven't seen their show in 10 years and don't foresee myself going to one again. However, their old stuff is epic.

 

[Gunz]

@Ooh-Rah


You need some Stevie Ray Vaughn FAST-1 'd into the back of your skull.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Why I Like Nickelback (and Why You Should Too)