As Jody steps into the room, you get your first real good look at him. He’s just as you expected- young, white, skinny. Dark hair, plain features. Wrinkled uniform, and boots that haven’t been polished in quite some time. Total dirtbag, just as you expected.
With his peripheral vision Jody can see that there are other people in the room, but he can’t see who they are without turning his head, which he can’t do because he’s at the position of attention.
“Hey SPC Schum,” says Cho, in a friendly, conversational tone. “We haven’t talked in a while, and I heard you were here today helping out around the company. I want to find out how you’ve been doing.”
You and First Sergeant exchange “WTF??” glances. You thought this was going to be an ass chewing, not a kum-ba-yah session. “Helping out around the company?” That shitbrick was pulling extra duty for getting in trouble; he wasn’t doing it out of the kindness of his heart. What is Cho up to? Maybe you misjudged him.
Cho engages Jody in what appears to be a friendly conversation between peers. When Jody talks, it sounds like he’s watched too many movies and listened to too much “gangsta” rap.
While he’s talking to Jody, Cho’s demeanor and mode of speaking are completely different- much more casual, much more… “much more like the way Jody’s talking,” you think. That’s interesting.
“So Jody, I saw that car you’ve been driving around in, that’s a pretty sweet ride,” says Cho.
“Yeah, my girl gave it to me,” says Jody, with a hint of pride. Sensing that he’s not in trouble, Jody begins to relax a little.
“Was it her car?” Cho asks.
“Yeah, it used to belong to her old man, but Brenda told me I could keep it,” he replies, “’sides, it not like Bradley needs it anymore, he’s dead.” At that comment, you feel First Sergeant’s body stiffen in his chair, but he says nothing.
Cho looks down at the piece of paper on his desk, and inconspicuously draws a line through one of the words he had circled.
“Are you going to pimp out that car, maybe get it up on some 22s, get some spinners?” Cho inquires.
“Nah, sir, I don’t have the ducats for that,” Jody replies.
“Yeah, especially since your sugar mama dumped your dumb ass once she got that insurance check,” said SSG Red from across the room. Jody looks over at him, mouth open to defend his relationship with Brenda.
“Don’t worry about him,” Cho says, shooting Red a glare. “You and Brenda have been together for a long time, haven’t you?”
“Yeah, about six months now,” Jody replies. From the look on his face when he talks about her, he’s clearly in love with Brenda. What a dumbass.
“We’re going to get married,” he continues.
“Oh, that’s great!” says Cho, enthusiastically. “I hear that the two of you might be expecting?”
“Yes sir, Brenda’s been pregnant for a while now.”
“Congratulations!” Cho crosses another word off his list.
“Now, you said that you and Brenda started dating six months ago, about the time that SGT Bradley left for Iraq, but SGT Bradley died only four months ago. So that must mean that you were tappin’ ass that while Brenda was still married.
Hearing the words “tappin’ that ass” come from a guy like Cho makes you smile.
“Aw, you know how I roll, sir,” says Jody, smiling sheepishly.
Cho crosses off yet another word.
“Indeed. So I hear Brenda’s husband was in the Special Forces.”
“Nah, he was just a support guy attached to the Group. He was always takin’ shit about it though, like he was some kind of bad ass.”
“Yeah, I know, those Special Forces guys are enormous pains in the ass,” Cho says, “They’re always acting like they’re better than the rest of us. Sometimes you just have to put those guys back into their places.”
“Yeah, I know sir,” says Jody, “There were these SF cats I was talking with-“
“Where were you talking to them?”
“On email. I was-“
“Who were you talking to?” Cho inquires.
“Just- some punk asses, I think a captain and maybe some NCO. Anyway I was like, bust this, fuck you guys-“
“Really? You said those exact words to the captain and the NCOs in the SF Group in Iraq that you were talking to via email? You actually said, ‘fuck off?’ Wow, that really takes some balls.”
“Yeah, sir, it was awesome.”
“Sounds like it.”
“Yeah, sir, you know how I roll,” says Jody, the second time he has used that phrase in the last five minutes.
Cho draws another line through the last of the circled words.
You listen to the conversation with amazement. You now understand the significance of the notes Cho made- in his conversation with Jody, Cho is eliciting a confession from him for the elements of all of the crimes that Cho had circled on his sheet! “What a great technique,” you think.
“Thanks, Specialist Schum, you’ve been a big help to me today,” says Cho. “Before we go any further with this conversation, there are a couple of folks that I want you to meet.” He directs Jody’s attention over to you.
“Let me introduce CPT Faith and First Sergeant Reynolds.”
Jody looks glances over at the two of you, with no flicker of recognition, “’Sup,” he says sullenly, and returns his gaze to CPT Cho. He would rather talk some more about Brenda.
“Not this again,” you think to yourself, recalling the incident with Gary. “This guy has no clue who we are, either… this can’t be “the” Jody.