“Ah! CPT Faith,” calls The Dud from across the room. “I was just giving the troops here the good news about change to the MTOE and introducing them to their new commander.” Clearly, he is relishing the fact that you will no longer be the Group MID commander, and that you will soon be under his control. His presence here is to rub it in your face and to elicit an over-reaction from you. Normally, you would be more than happy to oblige, but this time you’re not falling for the bait.
“Roger sir, it was very nice of you to bring LT Delano over. I’m sure the troops were very glad to make her acquaintance. I’ll be glad to take it from here, sir, the lieutenant and I can handle things commander-to-future commander. We’ll handle things here and give LT Delano a ride back over when we’re done here. We’ll let you know if you we need anything.” The Dud doesn’t look pleased, but there’s nothing he can really say either. He wraps up what he was doing and starts to leave the office area. You grab your hat to walk him down to the office, more to make sure he actually leaves then our of courtesy. On the way to his car, you two have a conversation which on the surface seems pleasant, but is full of hidden meaning.
“So, you’re going to be my new AS2,” the Dud says idly, meaning I am SO going to get you back for all those times you made me look bad.
“Looks that way, sir. I’m very much looking forward to the challenge.” I’m not scared of you, you reply.
“That’s great. I’m expecting you to start immediately. I’ve got a whole list of important things that need to get done before the big inspection.” There’s a whole lot of things I don’t feel like doing, which I’m going to dump onto you, because I can.
“Roger sir, I’ll report the moment I’m released from the GSC and assigned to HHC.” Which I will make sure is after that inspection, good luck with that.
“OK then, it sounds like we understand each other. I think we’ll get along just fine.” This is going to be a train wreck.“
I couldn’t agree more.” Yep.
“Have a nice day.” Fuck you.
“You too, sir.” Fuck you, too.
“Roger sir, it was very nice of you to bring LT Delano over. I’m sure the troops were very glad to make her acquaintance. I’ll be glad to take it from here, sir, the lieutenant and I can handle things commander-to-future commander. We’ll handle things here and give LT Delano a ride back over when we’re done here. We’ll let you know if you we need anything.” The Dud doesn’t look pleased, but there’s nothing he can really say either. He wraps up what he was doing and starts to leave the office area. You grab your hat to walk him down to the office, more to make sure he actually leaves then our of courtesy. On the way to his car, you two have a conversation which on the surface seems pleasant, but is full of hidden meaning.
“So, you’re going to be my new AS2,” the Dud says idly, meaning I am SO going to get you back for all those times you made me look bad.
“Looks that way, sir. I’m very much looking forward to the challenge.” I’m not scared of you, you reply.
“That’s great. I’m expecting you to start immediately. I’ve got a whole list of important things that need to get done before the big inspection.” There’s a whole lot of things I don’t feel like doing, which I’m going to dump onto you, because I can.
“Roger sir, I’ll report the moment I’m released from the GSC and assigned to HHC.” Which I will make sure is after that inspection, good luck with that.
“OK then, it sounds like we understand each other. I think we’ll get along just fine.” This is going to be a train wreck.“
I couldn’t agree more.” Yep.
“Have a nice day.” Fuck you.
“You too, sir.” Fuck you, too.