“Uh, what do you mean, sir?” you ask with trepidation.
“With you coming out on the promotion list that’s about to drop, and the MTOE showing the MID commander as a captain, the Group commander feels like you’ve been promoted out of a job. My very strong recommendation was that you stay on as commander of the MID, both to ease the transition and turnover within the GSC, and to keep you here in the Group until you actually pin on. He asked the S2 for his opinion, and the S2 said that he felt LT Delano was more than capable of commanding the MID.”
“Who?” you ask, incredulously.
“The hot new lieutenant,” replies MSG Reynolds, “The one that The Dud didn’t want you to have as the XO.”
“What? Her? Sir, she’s just a first lieutenant. She has no experience, no credibility, and no business being in the GSC, let alone in command of the MID. She will get eaten up trying to deal with the crap that goes on inside of the MID. Plus, the MTOE coded all those positions “male-only.” She doesn’t meet the requirement in any possible sense.”
“I know that, and I agree with you,” replies MAJ Ripley. “I’m going to continue to work this, but I’ve got to tell you, it doesn’t look good. The Dud has the commander convinced that this is a good course of action, and with everything else going on in the unit, what happens on the enabler side is kind of low priority for him.”
“OK then sir, where does this leave me?” you inquire.
“The DCO says he thinks you need some staff time. You’ve been in the Army for almost ten years now, and you’ve never had a “real” intel job. Most of the time you’ve been intel, you’ve been in command positions, doing very little intel work. There will be an assistant Group S2 position opening up, if you want it, it’s yours. Or you can find a job outside of Group.” MAJ Ripley pauses to let that set in for a second. “This meeting that just ended was a game of ‘Musical MI chairs,’ and you’re the only one left without a seat.”
There’s not much to say after that. As you file out of the room, MSG Reynolds asks, “Sir, WTF just happened?”
“What happened? I just got outmaneuvered by The Dud,” you reply, somewhat stunned. The Group S2 knows that you will never take a position subordinate to him, and since that is apparently the only option open for you to stay in Group, it looks like he has effectively pushed you out of the organization altogether. You never should have underestimated him…
“But hey sir, congratulations,” says MSG Reynolds.
“For what, getting kicked out of Group by the dumbest MI field grade on the planet?”
“No, for coming out on the major’s list… weren’t you paying attention to anything that MAJ Ripley just said?” replies MSG Reynolds, partly in jest. Actually, you hadn’t caught that at first. Well, at least now you have SOMETHING good to tell your wife when you get home tonight.