Faith and the junior NCOs from the SCIF had a great chat for about 40 minutes before MSG Slacker and a very petulant-looking Chief Dodger entered the room. Actually, Faith only assumed it was Chief Dodger; the other man was dressed in blue jeans and a t-shirt, and had a three-day-growth of beard. Faith also noticed he was wearing an earring in his left ear. When he came in the room, the junior NCOs stopped talking immediately. The tension was palpable.
“Chief Dodger, I presume?” Faith inquired “Glad to finally meet you. I’m Captain Faith, and I’m now…”
“This better be good, to take me away from ACAPing,” Dodger interrupted, glowering at Faith. Faith hadn’t expected this type of direct challenge. To act this conspicuously disrespectful in front of all of these troops, Chief Dodger had to have some kind of “get out of jail free” card up his sleeve. Or, Faith mused, he was bluffing. Time to find out which it actually was.
“Well, I was going to ask to speak to you and MSG Slacker about that later, but since you brought it up, I did some checking and all ACAP means is that I allow you to go to two formal ACAP briefings, and I cut you some slack for interviews and end-of-career-related issues like interviews. It does NOT mean “free leave for six months.” Also, I’m fairly certain that even when you’re on leave, the Group has a policy about no earrings for men.” Faith paused for a moment, but Dodger didn’t immediately respond. “So, unless you’re signed out on leave, I expect everyone to be at their place of duty, in the proper uniform, on every duty day. Starting now, that means 0630, PT formation. EVERYONE.” Faith added emphatically. “Even profiles. After accountability formation, profiles and anyone else who needs to can fall out, the rest can do PT with me. MSG Slacker, before the end of the day today I want to see an outline of the PT plan for the next ten days.”
“Roger, sir,” MSG Slacker said, unhesitatingly.
“Why am I going to come to PT?” Chief Dodger challenged, “Am I going to be doing pushups and a two-mile run in my retirement?”
Faith was stunned for a second, he didn’t expect to hear something like this from a chief warrant officer.
“No, you’re going to do PT because it’s expected of you as a Soldier in the United States Army, and because that is your designated place of duty for tomorrow at 0630,” Faith said rationally.
“I don’t have time for this,” Chief Dodger said irritably. “Look, Captain Fake or whatever your name is, I don’t work for you. If you have a problem with me, you can take it up with my company commander. Otherwise, I’m ACAP-ing. Bye,” he said waving a hand dismissively towards Faith and turning towards the door.
“Hold on a second, Chief,” Faith said in a manner that was neither pleading nor imperative. “There are a couple of things you ought to know first.”
With a hand on the door, Chief Dodger paused and looked at Faith.
“What you missed by being late for my meeting, was me explaining to all of these nice people here,” Faith began, gesturing towards the assembled junior NCOs, “That as of 1600 today, I am the commander of the Group MID, and I am also in charge of everyone who works in the SCIF, by order of the DCO.” Faith paused for a moment and placed his fingers together in front of his face pensively, as he considered what to say next.
“You also missed me explaining to everyone how we’re going to need to make some changes and some major decisions around here. And, my first major decision is… to tell you that you’re right, Chief Dodger.” Faith paused dramatically. “You don’t work for me. You are a sorry excuse for an officer, and I will not have your toxic leadership contaminating my company and degrading the support we provide this Group. You’re welcome to leave my office now, and go on downstairs and clean out your desk. You can turn in your SCIF badge to MSG Slacker, and tomorrow morning, when you’re not “ACAP-in,” Faith made air quotes around “ACAP-ing,” “then you can report to the Group HHC first sergeant. I’ve got no further use for you.”
Then Chief Dodger did something that Faith didn’t expect. He laughed. Not a jovial, mirthful laugh but a deep, malicious growl of a laugh.
“You’re a joke,” he said to Faith. “I was here long before you got here, and I’ll be here long after. You think you’re getting rid of me, but before it’s over, I’m going to be getting rid of you.”
“That’s great Chief,” Faith retorted, “Now please don’t let the door to the MID hit you on the ass on the way out. If you’ll excuse us, the rest of us have some work to do.”
“Fuck you,” Chief Dodger said. “Sir,” he added as he walked out and slammed the door to Faith’s office.
“Stay classy, Chief,” Faith said, not really meaning to. But he noticed that the comment caused some of the NCOs present to smile.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Faith said, “there have been a lot of things very wrong in our unit for a long time. Things are not going to get better overnight, but with all of us working together, they will get better. I look forward to working with you and earning your trust and respect over the next several months. The one thing I need you to do is, get with the program,” he said, “or get the fuck out. I can’t make it any plainer than that. I have a number of friends over in Division who would LOVE to have more bodies to feed into conventional infantry battalions heading to Iraq or Afghanistan for 18 months. So if you’d rather do that than do your FUCKING JOBS AS LEADERS here, all you have to do is say the word. I hope you will stay and help make the 2nd Group MID the best MID in USASOC. But if you don’t what to do what it takes to make it that way, then all you have to do is say so.”
"Look," Faith continued, "All I'm expecting of you at this point is basic Army standards. Come to PT. Do your jobs. Put in a full day of work for a full day of pay. Don't tell your company commander to fuck off." This comment brought a couple of nervous laughs. "You know, things like that."
No one responded. Several individuals looked at each other nervously, but the majority, Faith noticed, seemed to be… beaming. That was encouraging.
“OK, I think we’re all done here,” Faith concluded. You ladies and gentlemen have a nice day, I’ll see all of you at PT tomorrow morning, 0630. You’re dismissed. Oh, and MSG Slacker, please make sure you get Chief Dodger’s badge and that his desk is cleaned out before you go home today. I’ll be here in my office when you’re done with that PT plan. Thanks.”
Now, Faith thought, I can finally call my wife.