After the inspection team had filed out, Faith let out a loud sigh and leaned against the safe. “Everything OK, sir?” someone asked. Faith looked up and saw the speaker was Specialist Bradley, the same Soldier who had made such a good impression on Faith the day before.
“Just this damn safe,” Faith replied, tapping the offending item with the toe of his boot.
“I know, sir, it has been a pain in the ass for a long time. The guys in the Group S2 shop insist it’s not theirs, and the MID didn’t put it there, no one wanted to take responsibility for it so it just sat there. And now it has turned into this.”
“Do things like this happen a lot?” Faith asked, curious.
“Actually, yes sir they do. The S2 shop and the MID are under different leaders, and they have overlapping but slightly different missions. The Group S2 and the MID commander don’t like each other much, and it trickles down throughout the two organizations. Since none of the officers ever come down here, they don’t have the slightest clue about what goes on. Many of the warrants and senior NCOs are ROAD (retired on active duty) and spend their time playing Solitaire or surfing hotornot.com. There are some good people down here, they just need something to do. And some accountability,” he added.
Based on his experiences at Group thusfar, Faith was inclined to agree with Bradley’s assessment. Faith also thought that this was pretty good insight from a young E4. It reminded Faith of what his first platoon sergeant said to him once- “Joe sees everything, sir.” It also reminded him of part of a poem Faith had heard once in school, by Rudyard Kipling:
http://www.web-books.com/Classics/Poetry/Anthology/Kipling/Tommy.htm
As Faith and Bradley talked, a handful of other Soldiers made their way out of the SCIF and up the steps. “Hurry up Billy,” one said as he passed, “we’re waiting on you, now.”
“We skipped lunch so we could finish the preparations for the inspection,” Bradley explained.
“Well, you guys did a good job in there getting ready, and with the inspection,” Faith replied.
“You too, sir.”
“So I know who the Group S2 is, who is the MID commander?” Faith asked. It just occurred to him that he was supposed to take over the organization in two weeks, and didn’t even know the name of the person he would be taking the guidon from.
“That would be Captain Lost,” Bradley answered, “but he’s not really around much.”
“BRADLEY!” someone shouted from the top of the steps before Faith could ask what Bradley meant by “not really around much.”
“Are you good, sir?” Bradley asked, clearly wishing to be on his way to lunch.
In a flash of clarity, Faith realized what the path forward would need to entail. “Yes, actually,” he replied, “I think everything is going to be just fine. Listen, who do I need to talk to in order to get all of the NCOs and warrant officers from both the Group S2 shop and the MID together in the same place at the same time?”
Bradley looked pensive. “Sir, outside of something like a change of command or a Group run, I don’t think that has ever happened.”
“Well, it’s going to happen today,” Faith said firmly. “Don’t let me keep you, thanks for the chat. Have a good lunch.”
“Just this damn safe,” Faith replied, tapping the offending item with the toe of his boot.
“I know, sir, it has been a pain in the ass for a long time. The guys in the Group S2 shop insist it’s not theirs, and the MID didn’t put it there, no one wanted to take responsibility for it so it just sat there. And now it has turned into this.”
“Do things like this happen a lot?” Faith asked, curious.
“Actually, yes sir they do. The S2 shop and the MID are under different leaders, and they have overlapping but slightly different missions. The Group S2 and the MID commander don’t like each other much, and it trickles down throughout the two organizations. Since none of the officers ever come down here, they don’t have the slightest clue about what goes on. Many of the warrants and senior NCOs are ROAD (retired on active duty) and spend their time playing Solitaire or surfing hotornot.com. There are some good people down here, they just need something to do. And some accountability,” he added.
Based on his experiences at Group thusfar, Faith was inclined to agree with Bradley’s assessment. Faith also thought that this was pretty good insight from a young E4. It reminded Faith of what his first platoon sergeant said to him once- “Joe sees everything, sir.” It also reminded him of part of a poem Faith had heard once in school, by Rudyard Kipling:
http://www.web-books.com/Classics/Poetry/Anthology/Kipling/Tommy.htm
TommyI went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o'beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's ``Thank you, Mister Atkins,'' when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's ``Thank you, Mr. Atkins,'' when the band begins to play.
I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.
Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy how's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.
We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints:
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.
You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country," when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
But Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!
As Faith and Bradley talked, a handful of other Soldiers made their way out of the SCIF and up the steps. “Hurry up Billy,” one said as he passed, “we’re waiting on you, now.”
“We skipped lunch so we could finish the preparations for the inspection,” Bradley explained.
“Well, you guys did a good job in there getting ready, and with the inspection,” Faith replied.
“You too, sir.”
“So I know who the Group S2 is, who is the MID commander?” Faith asked. It just occurred to him that he was supposed to take over the organization in two weeks, and didn’t even know the name of the person he would be taking the guidon from.
“That would be Captain Lost,” Bradley answered, “but he’s not really around much.”
“BRADLEY!” someone shouted from the top of the steps before Faith could ask what Bradley meant by “not really around much.”
“Are you good, sir?” Bradley asked, clearly wishing to be on his way to lunch.
In a flash of clarity, Faith realized what the path forward would need to entail. “Yes, actually,” he replied, “I think everything is going to be just fine. Listen, who do I need to talk to in order to get all of the NCOs and warrant officers from both the Group S2 shop and the MID together in the same place at the same time?”
Bradley looked pensive. “Sir, outside of something like a change of command or a Group run, I don’t think that has ever happened.”
“Well, it’s going to happen today,” Faith said firmly. “Don’t let me keep you, thanks for the chat. Have a good lunch.”