Covid-19

[BloodStripe]

The stimulus check won't be in the mail for Americans who owe child support


Fuck ya!

 

[digrar]

Hey bro,

You go ahead and take my Covid-19 test....really it's okay...no, honestly, I don't mind, you can have mine!

F That...I'll take my chances!"View attachment 32779

I had that done after a suspected anthrax attack at the US Consulate in Perth back in 2001. My sinuses have never been clearer, before or since.
And it will be a long time before I forget the 7th Fleet rep bracing up and saying to the Doc, "Thank you Sir, may I have another?" Tears rolling down his cheek as the second nostril got bored out (we all got both done).

Not gonna lie, reading “Pornhub donated...” made me snort my coffee. I’m happy they stepped up and did something, don’t get me wrong. It just wasn’t the sentence I expected to read during my wake-up info binge.

Between the free premium and now this, they're turning out to be pretty solid global citizens.

 

[ThunderHorse]

So, you know those Test Kits Jack Ma sent the US...probably may as well throw those out. China has sold millions of test kits and 80% are coming back with errors. China Supplied Faulty Coronavirus Test Kits to Spain, Czech Republic

 

[AWP]

I used to think the worst to happen to us was GoT's last season, then the coronavirus showed up.

 

[Bambi]

I cannot wait for this to be over. A few cases reported in my county, coworkers developing dry coughs, I must assemble my toilet paper hazmat suit.

 

[digrar]

So, you know those Test Kits Jack Ma sent the US...probably may as well throw those out. China has sold millions of test kits and 80% are coming back with errors. China Supplied Faulty Coronavirus Test Kits to Spain, Czech Republic

Apparently the Czechs were made aware before the purchase that the kits have little success in detecting early stage covid and shouldn't be used until after day 5 of symptoms.

Facts Tell: Do China's coronavirus test kits have a high error rate? The answer is 'no'
Same claim in the Czech Republic? Also false

Pavla Svrcinova, a regional hygienist of the Czech Republic, claimed via Czech radio recently that up to 80 percent of the rapid coronavirus test kits that the country ordered from China were not working properly.

The claim was soon refuted by Roman Prymula, deputy minister of health of the Czech Republic.

"The 80 percent error rate is not true," he said in an interview with novinky.cz, adding that there has been a 20 to 30 percent error rate and the fast test kits have been effective in China.

Why can test kits fail?

The fundamental role of fast test kits is antibody detection; it cannot detect the virus.

"Antibody detection is used to test the antibody level in human blood," Feng Luzhao, a researcher of the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention, said during a press conference last Friday.

"Patients in the early stage of a disease might not have antibodies in their blood yet," he said. "Antibody detection can be used as auxiliary diagnosis for patients who test negative in nucleic acid tests, but it cannot replace nucleic acid tests."

Prymula said there is no other way of rapid detection and suggested hospitals use fast test kits when a patient has shown symptoms for five consecutive days.

 

[CQB]

I can't even pay attention to what is being said...I simply hear a funny accent.

Jeez mate, that's not even a strong NZ accent! Fuken' eh' bro..sux bug tuts.

 

[Polar Bear]

Well shit, that's true. I may have to hold off on looking at stock in Pampers and formula then.

(Gah! Gillette, Pampers, and Luvs, belong to Proctor & Gamble, not sure if I want to give money to a bunch of SJW's.)

I do I own stock

 

[Polar Bear]

Huggies is a far superior product anyway.

because they come in big boy size. No one wants to hear about your sexual fetish’s

 

[GOTWA]

because they come in big boy size. No one wants to hear about your sexual fetish’s

Takes one with experience to recognize the behavior in others...

 

[Scarecrow]

Well I’m very impressed with Kim Jong-un. He locked his border down over 60 years ago to protect against the virus. Very proactive.

He does look like he hoards food though.

 

[CQB]

A bit of retro...to all the Sir Galahad crew. Mebbe wrong thread but no s'not.

 

[Brill]

The stimulus check won't be in the mail for Americans who owe child support


Fuck ya!

Poor Hunter.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Tom Leher, still kicking at 92 years old.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Apparently the Czechs were made aware before the purchase that the kits have little success in detecting early stage covid and shouldn't be used until after day 5 of symptoms.

Idk man. These things were shipped all over the world, pretty much every country in Europe has these things. What a random way to make money off people.

 

[RackMaster]

Looks like Canadian troops will be on the ground soon.

Defence chief readies Canadian military for COVID-19 response

 

[Cookie_]

This growing number of "comedy songs as public health messages" is quite easily one of my favorite things these past few days.

Here's a little piano ditty about quarantine(NSFW language).

And here's a deathcore song that's pretty much just the CDC guidelines on handwashing, social distancing, and when to self quarantine.

 

[racing_kitty]

Apparently the Czechs were made aware before the purchase that the kits have little success in detecting early stage covid and shouldn't be used until after day 5 of symptoms.

So, when time is of the essence regarding diagnosis and treatment, the Chinese send the proverbial slow boat? I’m taking this with an entire shaker of salt, since this information comes from a Chinese media outlet. I doubt the CCP had no influence over this press release, and therefore will wait for a different source with more credibility to back it up. Until then, I will treat this as CCP propaganda.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Well...hope everyone is ready, recall is in effect. EO to Order the Selected Reserve and Certain Members of the Individual Ready Reserve of the Armed Forces to Active Duty | The White House

GM, unlike Ford did not volunteer to produce ventilators, now GM is being ordered to build ventilators. Memorandum on Order Under the Defense Production Act Regarding General Motors Company | The White House

 

[R.Caerbannog]

So, you know those Test Kits Jack Ma sent the US...probably may as well throw those out. China has sold millions of test kits and 80% are coming back with errors. China Supplied Faulty Coronavirus Test Kits to Spain, Czech Republic

Yep, China is asshole. The world is finally starting to learn.

Gangam style remix.

I do I own stock

Nice, in 9-10 months you're gonna make a killing. Also, the company behind Huggies has been doing fairly well.