Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

[amlove21]

Your 4 QBs can't all play, but my 4 RBs can

Calm down, #2. I’ll be with you shortly.

 

[Kaldak]

@amlove21 When we meet in the playoffs I'll massively beat Off to Gay Porn. Total destruction.

 

[amlove21]

@amlove21 When we meet in the playoffs I'll massively beat Off to Gay Porn. Total destruction.

I can't believe I am saying this- but I don't believe it.

I will just have to see someone do it with my own eyes; I need to actually see someone beat Off To Gay Porn.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

This is possibly my favorite thread on the whole forum and 99% here are missing it.

 

[amlove21]

I wouldn't say they're missing it, @Ooh-Rah

 

[Ooh-Rah]

@Ooh-Rah , your lineup is garbage, I don't have a defense playing and I have scrubs on the roster and you're getting 20. I think it's safe to say you're not gonna beat Off to Gay Porn this week.

Not so fast muchacho,

All signs pointing that someone will be beating Off to Gay Porn this weekend, and that someone is me!
(what the fuck did I just say and why am I proud of it?)

 

[amlove21]

Not so fast muchacho,

All signs pointing that someone will be beating Off to Gay Porn this weekend, and that someone is me!
(what the fuck did I just say and why am I proud of it?)

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I like your moxy.

Fun story, I just sent you a trade hoping you can actually catch me on a weird bye week. I'll upgrade your tight end immediately with a guy off the bench I don't need. Cause I like you.

ETA- by the way, nerd, you're favored to win by Yahoo and two of my roster spots are empty.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I'll upgrade your tight end immediately

Considering your team name....your offer makes me nervous!

 

[amlove21]

Considering your team name....your offer makes me nervous!

Something something something wide receiver.

 

[amlove21]

Not so fast muchacho,

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Man I want you so bad!

 

[ShadowSpear]

 

[amlove21]

Man I want you so bad!

Listen, this thread has beed treading on openly homosexual since the very beginning. With all the talk of beating Off To Gay Porn, tight ends, repressed male emotions and whatnot...

But I gotta be honest here, you've managed to take it to a place I didn't think we could go. Bravo, sir. That was a @Frank S. level post right there.

Yes, boss. Question face indeed.

 

[Dame]

Man I want you so bad!

Listen, this thread has beed treading on openly homosexual since the very beginning. With all the talk of beating Off To Gay Porn, tight ends, repressed male emotions and whatnot...
But I gotta be honest here, you've managed to take it to a place I didn't think we could go. Bravo, sir. That was a @Frank S. level post right there.
Yes, boss. Question face indeed.

And this is why I don't even care if I win one game this year. This year's league has put a smile on my face when I didn't think I could get out of bed. The only thing better would be if I was the one to beat off to gay porn. But, like I said in the beginning, it ain't gay if it's two chicks, right gentlemen?
You are seriously all invited to my house for a BBQ. @amlove21 has been there already while HH6 was still alive. Still the same address. Just let me know when.

 

[AWP]

Thanks to Aaron Romo I've had to find a QB to augment Jay f-ing Cutler...so I went with Buffalo's QB. I'd no shit be better off if I could start 3 or 4 defenses each week.

 

[amlove21]

Thanks to Aaron Romo I've had to find a QB to augment Jay f-ing Cutler...so I went with Buffalo's QB. I'd no shit be better off if I could start 3 or 4 defenses each week.

“Augmenting Jay Cutler” is simultaneously terribly sad and also hilarious. It sounds like a euphemism for murder/suicide.

"Finding a QB to augment Jay Cutler" is like trying to get a job at Blockbuster in case your soft core porn career doesn't work out.

 

[Frank S.]

The only thing better would be if I was the one to beat off to gay porn. But, like I said in the beginning, it ain't gay if it's two chicks, right gentlemen?

Are there any worthwhile sports commentators, or is it just.... Voice overs, now?

 

[AWP]

"Finding a QB to augment Jay Cutler" is like trying to get a job at Blockbuster in case your soft core porn career doesn't work out.

Why do you think I became a contractor?

Your trade offer is intriguing. I'll get back to you.

 

[Dame]

Thanks to Aaron Romo I've had to find a QB to augment Jay f-ing Cutler...so I went with Buffalo's QB. I'd no shit be better off if I could start 3 or 4 defenses each week.

I might have an extra QB lying around.

 

[Isiah6:8]

Why do you think I became a contractor?

Your trade offer is intriguing. I'll get back to you.

Please don't make it any harder to beat off to gay porn than it already is.